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A poem for Heather by Man Of Asgard

  Author:  54444  Category:(Poetry) Created:(9/9/2002 9:53:00 PM)
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ARKANSAS HEATHER

Down in Arkansas where the snappers crawl
There's a gal named Heather with a Midwest drawl.
She's got a motorcycle that she loves to ride
She's my only kissin' cousin on the Internet side.

She tells great stories that will twist your wits
About unknown creatures and alien ships,
About places of wonder from long ago
When mankind was deciding which way to grow.

She tells of misplaced planets and mysterious stones
She makes us wonder whether we're alone.
Reading her stories is how I met,
This hillbilly writer of the Internet.

Now it's kind of classic the story I'm telling.
Heather bought her bike and went to e-mailing.
She bragged it up to all her pals
Said she could ride it without any spills.

Now we all warned her again and again
To take it slow cause it ain't no Schwinn.
But Arkansas Heather told us all to hush;
She was ready to ride with no more fuss.

Well this story doesn't have a surprising end.
Two hours later Heather's message came.
Hey guys I'll be laid up for a spell.
My ride on the Harley didn't go too well.

I'll probably sell it; I could almost cuss;
This gosh darn bike is just dangerous.
So although I'm sad Heather had her spill
I got a belly laugh with her last e-mail.

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Date: 9/9/2002 10:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 40816    ha ha, very cute  
Date: 9/9/2002 10:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    That's a good poem! Keep it up.  
Date: 9/9/2002 11:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Excellant poetry, man of Asgard. Heather surely does keep it interesting around here. "Watch out for those mid-west june bugs. They'll get ya every time."..Write on...  
Date: 9/10/2002 5:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 38278    LOL! Good poem.  
Date: 9/10/2002 1:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 25828    LMAO - that is a great one 8-) here's a big kiss cousin..thanks for the honor of the poem 8-)  
Date: 9/16/2002 11:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 27534    Man Of Asgard, full of wit. Has helped all to appreciate Heather a bit. You have described much of her well. But guess what my friend there is lots more to tell. To know her in real life is such a pleasure. She has heart and beauty, and intelligence beyond measure. She gives and asks nothing in return. She touches hearts that in her absence will burn. Thanks for sharing in all that I read. Thanks for being one of many a friend in deed.  
Date: 9/16/2002 12:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 25828    wow, that's a nice little poem yourself, wise.  
Date: 9/16/2002 2:33:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54444    Aewl wise...thanks for reading and the neat comment.  
Date: 9/17/2002 12:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 53558    I enjoyed that one, Bro. You must keep them coming.  
Date: 9/17/2002 7:39:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54444    thanks sis  

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