A redneck walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of Budweiser and > > sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. > > When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. > > The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a mug goes flat > > after I draw it, it would taste better if you bought one at a time." > > The redneck replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in > > Australia, the other is in Dublin, and I'm here in Texas. When we all > > left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we > > > > drank together. So I drink one for each o'my brothers and one for > > myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it > > > > there. The redneck becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the > > same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he > > comes in and orders just two mugs. All the regulars take notice and > > fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the > > bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to > > > > offer my condolences on your loss." The redneck looks quite puzzled for > > > > a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just > > fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife had us join the Baptist > > Church and I had to quit drinking...Hasn't affected my brothers though.
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