Religion is the bureaucracy we put between ourselves and the "sense of wonder" at the astounding beauty of creation and the amazing Universe we can not begin to understand.
They say God is neither black nor white, male nor female.... Does that mean Michael Jackson is God?
In the spirit of compromise and resisting bigotry, I promise I will never say "pedophilepriests" as one word.
With several bottles of white-out and a long weekend, you'll be surprised how quickly you can make your Bible consistent with your non-traditional family values.
The only thing wrong with religions that have all the answers is that they don't allow questions...
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While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona cafe, four elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather to how things used to be in the "good old days." Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses. One gentleman turned to the fellow on his right and asked, "Roy, aren't you and your bride celebrating your 50th wedding anniversary soon?" "Yup, we sure are," Roy replied. "Well, are you gonna do anything special to celebrate?" another man asked. The old gentleman pondered this for a moment, then replied, "For our 25th anniversary, I took Bea to Tucson. Maybe for our 50th, I'll go down there and get her."
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