Mysta Mysteries (4): "Lightstrona's Leniency" ~Kineti~

Our “heroes” are just that: zeroes. They’ve been put in a laser brig, and aren’t that happy…

“It is a symbol of holiness,” said Margo mockingly. “It is a symbol of holiness. I’ll give them holiness!”
“Calm down, spitfire!” said Felicity.
“Hey guys, I think that ship was the Duticon’s,” said Connor.
“What ship? The one that set us off course and killed a good percentage of the original crew?” said Felicity. “Nice to know it was among friends,” she said sarcastically.
“Yeah. And the pendant was ejected from the ship. Actually, they used our lost sistership, the Mystes.”
“Never heard of it” said Nick.
“That’s because it was mysteriously lost in post-production of the Mysta.”
“But if the pendant crystal is so holy, than why did they eject it?” asked Felicity.
“Actually, the Duticon are not good on lexis.”
“Lexis? Connor, speak English,” jokingly complained Margo.
“I am. Lexis means words. I believe they meant ‘hastiness’, not “holiness.’”
“Great. I came here to use the restroom, and all I got was this lousy prison shirt…and a sentence…”
“Okay you geese, it’s time to go get fudged.” said Tamari.
“I see what you mean about not being good with ‘Alexis’,” whispered Nick.
“Are you sure you aren’t a Duticon?” asked Connor.
Nick scratched his head.
“I still don’t see why we’re being charged as well. I mean, it isn’t our necklace…,” said Nick.
“We were in the vicinity, Nicky baby” said Felicity ironically. “Remember? They are ruthless and could care less about our well being.”
As they entered the judging chambers, they saw a shadowy figure.
“I am the Ugliquinn called Lightstrona,” said, well, the Ugliquinn called Lightstrona.
“I can see where they got the Ugly from…” said Nick.
“SILENCE!!!”
Nick gulped.
“So, you think you can just get away with committing a crime?”
“Your, uh, ‘Ugliquinn-ness’, we seriously didn’t know we were violating any of your laws. In fact, we just thought it was a necklace!” said Margo.
“Just a necklace? JUST A NECKLACE? Well, I suppose it is… But these Duticon are complete idiots. They think anything is a crime. And since my sovereign cousin Seismanya had me rule this world, I’ve been the pathetic judge. Look, I’m really not in to that whole ‘evil’ thing right now. Maybe next season or something. Go get your gasoline, and be on your way.” said the exasperated Lightstrona.
“Gee, thanks!” said Margo.
“Oh, the necklace. Cough it over.”
Margo rolled her eyes and gave it over.
“Now go. You people are giving me a headache. And this adventure has been weird enough for the readers.”


“But the neclace was so cool!” said Margo as they were walking over to the Mysta.
“Well, go get a copy for five Euroyenlarounds at the gift shop.” said Connor.
The cash register rung, and then they were off. But as the quantum engines powered up, Margo remembered she had to use the restroom.
Connor asked, “We’re never going to get the others on time, are we?”

*narrator laughing* Ha, ha, ha…no. So, stay tuned! I know I will! (It’s sadly this narrator’s only form of enjoyment…next to activating another tablet of 2000 Flushes.)

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