"can't take em anywhere".....kronk   Author:  21435  Category:(Poetry) Created:(10/19/2002 7:20:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (248 times) "I was a butcher...cutting up meat. My hands were bloody...I'm dying on my feet. I was a surgeon 'till I start to shake. I was a falling...till you.. put..on..the..brake. Hey, hey..you got me rocking now- Hey, hey..you got me rocking now- Hey, hey..you got me rocking now- ((You Got Me Rocking> by "The Rolling Stones"-----(Forty Licks) "No, No...Not me! I'm too old to rock." 'Bull....C'mon..get out there! Got feet..dontcha?' "Ohhhh, Ohhhhh Kaaaaa...Stand aside Momma..Here I come." 'Hey slow down, old man! Get yourself a coronary.' "Ohhhhh Loooordy! Save yourselves. Something's bound to blow:):)" 'C'mere big boy. That ain't bad for a senior citizen. Give us some suga.' "Ooooo la la..Check me out Momma. How low can I go? Ugh!! Pinced sciatic!" 'Get up off the floor Papa. You're a tripping hazard. Check out this wiggle.' (((( Aiiiiiii eeeeeee!!!! >) Yeah, yeah, I know. I just can't help it. I love everyone tonight.:):) You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  21435 ( Click here ) Spring is coming