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Did Everybody Die And Go To Another Site Or What? **Frankenstein

  Author:  47699  Category:(Discussion) Created:(10/19/2002 9:39:00 PM)
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I won't lie to you. I'm bored to tears at this moment. There hasn't been anybody on here all weekend long. Nobody's writing or reading much of anything. Since that's the case, I'll just entertain myself for a few more minutes before I pick my limp carcass up and toss it onto the bed. Guess what... No, nevermind, you'd never guess it. I'll just go ahead and a tell you. I bought myself a can of Beenie Weenies today. It's sort of like an early birthday present from me to me. I brought it home and talked to it for a little while and then I gave it a warm bath. I wrapped it up in a towel and held it while it dried and then I placed it ever so gently on the counter in the kitchen. I'm going to hug it and love it and I'm proud to be able to call it my very own. I named it Jasper for some reason. I don't know why. I guess it just sort of looked like a Jasper or something. Heck, I don't even know what a Jasper is. No! I DO know! It's sitting in there in the kitchen right now. I'm going to have to go and pet it a little bit before I go to bed just to reassure it. I know that it's always difficult being in new surroundings until you get used to it. Everything should be okay in a couple of days.

I just went in there and it had peed on the counter. LOL! Those darned Beenie Weenies sure do have a strange sense of humor. I would set the kitchen timer to try to lull it to sleep but I can't because it's attached to a little bomb that I made today. Well, I guess I could but the results might not be so pretty. I can just see firemen digging through all of the rubble and Beenie Weenies and I'd stumble in here in my pajamas and say something about how they were all under arrest for trespassing and killing my pet. Then I'd go back to bed and leave them standing there just shaking their heads and looking puzzled.

I saw something on the Drudge Report today about this can of Beenie Weenies that tried to enroll in aviation school in Florida and it was arrested. The authorities didn't suspect it of being a terrorist or anything. They just thought that it was strange for a can of Beenie Weenies to want to learn how to fly an airplane. Maybe it is but it's no worse than the can of spinach that got the job of playing Santa Claus at the mall last year.

Well, I'm going to bed now. I hate to go to bed hungry, though, and I didn't eat much today. Oh! I know! I think I saw a can of something sitting on the counter in the kitchen!

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Date: 10/19/2002 9:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 17014    What the heck is a Beenie Weenie?.....:)c  
Date: 10/19/2002 9:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 19625    LOL, I'm about as far as Kelsey. What's a beenie weenie?? Erin-  
Date: 10/19/2002 9:48:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Man! You don't know what Beenie Weenies are? They come in these little cans and they're just like pork 'n' beans with pieces of weenies in them. Does the name make sense now? Gosh! I didn't think it was a regional thing. I don't know. Sue me. LOL!  
Date: 10/19/2002 9:49:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Whoa! I just noticed that you're both from Wisconsin! How weird is that? What's that cheese stuff that I keep hearing so much about? LOL!  
Date: 10/19/2002 9:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    wow and I thought I was unusual lol thanks frankie for this post. it lets me know that I am not alone in the world  
Date: 10/19/2002 9:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 54968    ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
Date: 10/19/2002 9:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 53055    Well, I dunno what a Beenie Weenie is, but I like the part where you tell the firemen that they're under arrest for killing your pet. heheh, fun post....USM has bit a bit dull this weekend, hasn't it? huh...odd...  
Date: 10/19/2002 9:56:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Joe, try to hear the Michael Jackson song in your head..."You are not alone...." :O  
Date: 10/19/2002 9:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 25390    ROTFLMAO!! Beenie Weenies seriously frighten me. I keep thinking they're eating my food in my refrigerator...oh wait. That's me.  
Date: 10/19/2002 10:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 15279    AHHH HHHAAAA..thats halarious! My kids would be eating your beanie weenies...LOL Have a great night!
Crystal
  
Date: 10/19/2002 10:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 54441    OMG!!LOL!Frank..i really think u are CRAZYYY!  
Date: 10/19/2002 10:02:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Missy, don't say that too loud. Other people might start thinking that I'm crazy or something.  
Date: 10/19/2002 10:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 53689    I can't believe some of ya'll don't know what beenie weenies are. Man, you don't know what you are missing. I love those things. *wonders if there might be a can in the cabinet* Frank!!! Now you have made me hungry! Well, if there isn't any beenie weenies in the kitchen, I will just have to go to Huddle House. There goes my diet!  
Date: 10/19/2002 10:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 820    LOL! Your a riot.  
Date: 10/19/2002 10:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 52679    YOU ARE ALL SHELTERED FROM THE REAL WORLD. LEARN WHAT BEENIE WEENIES ARE. IN ACCORDANCE TO THE PROPHECY  
Date: 10/19/2002 10:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    jeez I tried Frank but I wound up dancing in the hall with the Beenie Weenie's and singing "I'm Bad" by Michael Jackson. Now I will have to be extra careful in Church tomorrow not to sing that song or even provoke the flatualance that will be involved or there.  
Date: 10/19/2002 10:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 53689    LMBO @ Dark Fire!!!  
Date: 10/19/2002 10:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 56410    Congratulations on your Beenie Weenies. I hope it treats you well.  
Date: 10/19/2002 10:11:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Joe, do you mean the flatulence in accordance to prophecy? :O  
Date: 10/19/2002 10:12:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    You should go to Huddle House with Tarheel Girl. You'd be singing, "Amazing Grease" in the morning.  
Date: 10/19/2002 10:13:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Aeris, I'm sure they will. ~BURP~  
Date: 10/19/2002 10:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 56410    Heheheheheh, I hope so... If not, Pepsid AC will teach them a lesson.  
Date: 10/19/2002 10:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 53836    Just dug myself back out of the grave to answer this post, LOL...I remember beenie weenies well, blech...we ate them plenty when we were kids. Mama would add mustard, molases or cane syrup (which ever we had), and ketchup to it trying to make it better...it made it, well, different, LOL  
Date: 10/19/2002 10:37:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    LOL @ Space Case! They never did try to fly an airplane or anything did they? :O  
Date: 10/19/2002 10:39:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    I don't know what it is. This post has been read 97 times in the past hour and a half and every other post I've written this weekend (ten of them) is still just sitting there as cold as ice. Go figure...  
Date: 10/19/2002 10:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 53836    LMBO!!! No license, thank goodness, hehe!! HEY GUYS, from Frank's last comment, I think he's trying to say something, erhmhmm (sorry, just clearing my throat) *leaving to go see what's on Frank's main page...any followers? That reminds me, did you read my story King's Orders yet, Mr. Stein? Mwahahaha  
Date: 10/19/2002 10:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 53710    BEENIE WEENIES!!!!!! I LOVE THOSE THINGS!!!!Nice story. Different but Nice... Very crative
Date: 10/19/2002 10:48:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    SC, I'm headed to bed but I'll take a look at it tomorrow. I would do it now but that pill is starting to kick in.  
Date: 10/19/2002 11:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 8905    ~blinks, staring in shock at this pos, then starts laughing ot the point that she falls out of her chair, scaring her dog half to death, which makes her laugh even harder. As she attempts to explain to her roomates why she is gasping for air on the ground, she looks up, seeing the post once more, and falls back to the floor, still laughing~

Thx for the laugh man:)
  
Date: 10/19/2002 11:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 12341    LOL! Hope you got my message.  
Date: 10/19/2002 11:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 48939    XDXD Franken, you just gave me the laugh I needed in the 3 minutes before I drag my sleep deprived hiney the 5 feet to my bed. Speaking of feet, watch out for mutated toes...  
Date: 10/19/2002 11:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 49498    Wait till the beenie weenies turn their back...and when they do, sneak up behind them and hit em with a baseball bat. Sure, you may have to eat them off the wall, but at least you'll feel like a man.  
Date: 10/20/2002 1:08:00 AM  From Authorid: 59876    YOUR NUTS:)  
Date: 10/20/2002 2:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 40530    Hey, can I borrow that bomb attatched to the kitchen timer? That would sure liven up my next cooking lesson. And Beenie Weenies??? Geeze, America sure has some strange stuff  
Date: 10/20/2002 3:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 55970    *snort* OMG Frank! You read my mind! You take good care of those Beenie Weenies, okay?  
Date: 10/20/2002 5:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 23886    To be honest...Your taking those words out of my mouth, bro!! :) Things will start turning around...u'll see...  
Date: 10/20/2002 5:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 23886    BEANIE....WEANIES....HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ROTFLMAO!!!! oh god u realy know how to make me laugh bro!!! :p  
Date: 10/20/2002 5:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 58308    Eeeewwwwww....... Beanie Weanie. I like the beanies but no like the weanies. LOL They are too much like bologna... yuck! Hugs! Zeeboette  
Date: 10/20/2002 6:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 30630    ROTFLMAO!!!  
Date: 10/20/2002 6:42:00 AM  From Authorid: 13546    LMAO.. now THIS is a post.. *shakes head laughing* And yet.. I still do not know what Beenie Weenies are.. *eyebrow raise* alright, hang on.. I just saw what you wrote about them in the comments.. NOW I know what they are.. but we've never had them.. *hangs head in shame* I am truly sheltered. :p  
Date: 10/20/2002 7:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 22852    Oh Frank, you were bored weren't you? LOL, hey were the Beanie Weenies good?  
Date: 10/20/2002 7:27:00 AM  From Authorid: 22852    Frank to answer the others, I think Beenie Weenies are a southern thing.. LOL.. I have bunches of cans of them, my husband loves them.  
Date: 10/20/2002 7:57:00 AM  From Authorid: 56293    Beenie Weenies?? Never heard of them until I read this post. USM has been a bit slow this weekend.  
Date: 10/20/2002 9:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 54570    In Accordance with Prophecy I sat and held on for dear life but the most painful part was the mustard greens that I had partaken of. But needless to say I am cooking today a cousin of Beenie Weenie.....Baked Beans in Brown Sugar. They should enable me to Baptise and Jacuzzi myself this afternoon lol..  
Date: 10/20/2002 10:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    LOL! I am never around on the weekends, but seeing as its Sunday over where you are and Monday were i am then i guess i am on-line your weekend, or part of it anyway. i just totally confused myself!! Darn Monday-i-tis!!  

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