you better watch out, you better not cry...cause its that time a year again. Yes, christmas is upon us. After halloween and thanksgiving that is, but they look like ants compared to the seasonal spirit. Get out your christmas lights and plug them in...wait, the only ones that light are the red ones? you just bought em last year? well that seems to happen that way. Also you have to open your heart to jolly old saint nick. I would be scared of him if I still believed. I mean, next to God, theres santa. why? think about it. He sees EVERYTHING you do, he punishes you based on what you do...he invades your home and steals your sweets. No wonder hes so large. Maybe instead of cookies this year Ill leave a subscription to Jenny Craig. Ah yes and then theres the tree shoping. I say we just cut down old Mr.Hendersons beloved palm tree and pretend its a large beautiful christmas tree. That way, we wont have to worry about the raccoons living in it like last year. Eggnog for all...wait, thats disgusting. That stuff could knock out a moose. And then you get to gift shop! but the sad thing about this is you dont know what anyone wants, and you end up getting them some underwear or a pair of socks. Take a deep wiff, folks. thats cristmas. Good times, good spirits, and scary old fat men.
M.Man
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