Dead Blondes: They always stay the way they looked when they died, yet they're always buried in the cheap cemetaries.
Universal Dumb 14 year old Blonde: They are the most popular in their class, even though it's first grade.
Hurt Blonde: A blonde is rushed to the hospital when she got a paper cut. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
There is a swimming race between a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette takes about 3 minutes, good. The redhead takes about 4 minutes, still good. The blond takes 5 hours. When questioned about why she took so long, she answered "Well, you see, I got my hair, nails, toenails, and face done. But every time I tried to get in the water, it came off!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
A few teenagers pranked their neighbor with the "Is your fridge running" joke. They found themselves running from the police. Later, they found out their neighbor had caller ID.
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