10. If thou eats out Mexican, thou shall pay an uncomfortable price.
9. If thou sprains ankle, don't have it be in chorus. Thou's friends will have a riot.
8. When thee's parents are arguing, don't chipperly put in that thee's mom owes 20,000 to the tax collectors.
7. If thou likes a guy don't tell thou's talkative best friend.
6. If thou wants to see "IT" don't freak out when thee thinks the "Night of the Living Dead" zombies are in your bedroom.
5. Do NOT sing the Barney song when thou's sister is annoyed.
4. When thee is at the beach don't steal the lifeguard's whistle.
3. Take the ways of the real woman, "I made it, you eat it, too bad."
2. NEVER poke UnkownSpirits while he's driving.
1. DO NOT sneak downstairs for a "midnight snack" then tell your mom later that "the chocolate cake had vitamin d!"
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