Things You Should Know In The Kitchen **Frankenstein   Author:  47699  Category:(Household) Created:(11/3/2002 10:52:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (548 times) 1. If someone tells you not to touch something on the stove because it's hot, there's a good chance that they aren't lying. 2. Burns are very painful. Not only that but you can burn your hand and the whole house will smell like ham. Human flesh is peculiar that way. (You may know some of this from experience if you didn't bother to read #1.) 3. Some ingredients are not interchangable. Coffee beans aren't very good with rice and it isn't a good idea to put ground pintos in a Mr. Coffee. 4. Coffee Mate mixed with water isn't very good on Corn Flakes. (See #3.) 5. If a recipe calls for flour there's nothing else you can use. Baking powder and powdered sugar look pretty much the same but, trust me, there's a difference. (See #'s 3 & 4) 6. It's okay if your potatos grow eyes. On the other hand, if they grow legs, arms or ears, it's time to buy some new spuds. 7. The date on milk is there for a very good reason. If it's November and the date on your milk is July...well, you'll have to trust me again on this one. 8. Never ever fry bacon when you're naked. There's a chance that you might want to have kids someday. 9. If it's green, it isn't meat even if it started out that way. 10. Never take things out of a deep fryer with your hands. (See #2.) You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Many great holiday recipes Show all stories by   Author:  47699 ( Click here ) Spring is coming