The Lifeboat
One day there were two drunks on a boat drinking beer. All of a sudden, a big storm approached. It tossed the boat from here to there, up and down, left and right.
When it passed, the drunks were stranded in a life boat for a few days. Just when they thought it was all over, one of the men spotted a bottle floating next to the life boat. He retrieved it from the ocean and, after giving it a quick rub, a genie popped out.
"I am a genie, and I will grant you one wish," said the genie.
The man who found the bottle replied, "I wish I had something to drink!"
"Granted." The genie disappeared and the ocean became all beer.
The other man said, "My God! Do you realize what you have done?"
The first man replied solemnly, "Yeah, now we have to pee in the boat."
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