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this joke is kinda long but worth reading lol!!

  Author:  57074  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/4/2002 10:10:00 PM)
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As a young man, Norton was an exceptional golfer. At the age of 26, however, he decided to become a priest, and joined a rather peculiar Order. He took the usual vows of poverty, chastity, but his Order also required that he quit golf and never play again. This was particularly difficult for Norton, but he agreed and was finally ordained a priest.

One Sunday morning, the Reverend Father Norton woke up and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.

So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and convinced him to say Mass for him that day. As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish.

Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church! At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going to let him get away with this, are you?"

The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not." Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole. It WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE! St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did you let him do that?" The Lord smiled and replied, "Who is he going to tell?"

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Date: 11/4/2002 10:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 26452    LMAO! Cute, its not that long either by the way:)  
Date: 11/4/2002 10:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 26452    LMAO! Cute, its not that long either by the way:)  
Date: 11/4/2002 10:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 26452    Woops, sorry for the double post.  
Date: 11/4/2002 10:18:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 57074    lol to some people, it might be long thats why i said kinda long lol :)  
Date: 11/4/2002 10:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 50791    HAHHAHHA!!! That's funny!  
Date: 11/5/2002 1:10:00 AM  From Authorid: 55689    LOL!! thats cute!  
Date: 11/5/2002 1:22:00 AM  From Authorid: 54826    LOL!!! *noopzie*  
Date: 11/5/2002 5:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 11677    lmao! very funny, i like.  
Date: 11/5/2002 9:04:00 AM  From Authorid: 55337    LOL!!!!!! that's IS worth reading! ~FrenchToast~  
Date: 11/5/2002 2:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 60685    LOL!!! -*Skylar*  
Date: 11/5/2002 9:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 59940    Talk about getting your point across!Fayes Eyes  

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