After his message, Rev. Smith told his congregation that to prepare for next week's message, he wanted everyone to read Mark Chapter 17.
The next week he asked the congregation, "Who read Mark Chapter 17?" A few at a time, most of the people raised their hands. Rev. Smith looked at them sternly and said, "The last chapter of Mark is chapter 16. Now I will have my sermon on lying.
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One Sunday in church, the teacher asked her Sunday School class, "Ok kids, what is the commandment for your mommies and daddies?" One girl raised her hand and said, "Thou shall honor your mother and father."
"Good!" The teacher said, "What is the commandment for your brothers and sisters?" Then one boy shot up and stated, "Thou shall not kill."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.'" Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
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