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A WOMAN'S ULTIMATE FANTASY

  Author:  23075  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/8/2002 5:30:00 PM)
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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ever seen entered.

He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and beautiful, sparkling green eyes, and his every movement was so masculine and sensuous that the woman could not help but stare.

The man noticed that he was the object of the woman's rapt attention, and with a sly, sexy smile, approached her. Blushing, she prepared to apologize for staring, but he leaned close and whispered in her ear.

"I'll do anything," he whispered in a deep, soft voice. "Anything, absolutely anything you want, anything you have ever fantasized, for fifty dollars. There's just one condition...."

Trembling with anticipation, the woman asked him the condition. The man said, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman gazed into his hypnotic eyes, considering the proposition, then reached into her handbag and took out fifty dollars. She scribbled her address on a napkin, folded it around the cash, and pressed it into his waiting hand. She leaned over and whispered into his ear......









"Clean.....my.....house."





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Date: 11/8/2002 5:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 46069    oh yeah baby...LMAO!!...  
Date: 11/8/2002 5:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 59940    HAHAHAHHAHEHEH!!I cant help laughing!!This is too funny!Hehehehahaah!!Im STILL laughing!I KNEW something like this was what she would say,but never,"Clean my house" !!!hdehehahahAHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHA :D !! Fayes EYes  
Date: 11/8/2002 6:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 55689    LMAO!! I wasn't expecting that :D  
Date: 11/8/2002 6:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 56293    LMAO!!!!!!!! That was good!  
Date: 11/8/2002 6:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 19092    LOL, I was so into that post ....  
Date: 11/8/2002 6:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    oh great I was just getting into this post!!!  
Date: 11/8/2002 6:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 61901    LOL I fell for that one... good post :) RangerX  
Date: 11/8/2002 7:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 60759    lol, thats so cool!!! i wish that could happen!  
Date: 11/8/2002 10:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 51539    OH! i heard this one before, it's still funny though!
Date: 11/8/2002 10:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 9130    LOL!  

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