Ideas For The Bored

**Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.

**Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.

**Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

**When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.

**Make a list of things to do that you have already done.

**Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.

**Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.

**Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.

**Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.

**Pay your electric bill in pennies.

**Drive to work in reverse.

**Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.

**Tell you boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him figure it out.

**Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.

**Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.

**Write a short story using alphabet soup.

**Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.

**Make up a language and ask people for directions in it.

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