Merry Christmas 2003! **Frankenstein

I know what you're probably thinking and, no, I don't think I'm getting ahead of myself. If you look at what's going on around you right now, I may even be a little bit late. It's seems that Christmas comes earlier each and every year. I've been keeping track of it and what we're already celebrating now is actually next year's Christmas. How insane is that? This year's Thanksgiving is still weeks away. If this trend continues, five years from now, we'll be celebrating the Christmas of ten years in the future. As a matter of fact, we'll probably be celebrating it in April. According to current trends, that sounds about right.

In case you don't already know it, tomorrow is next year's Halloween. I don't know about you but I'm going trick or treating. Yesterday, we celebrated next year's Fourth of July. I burned myself on the grill but it's okay. My hand tasted pretty good after I put some mustard on it. It's okay because I'll grow another one. I always do when something like that happens. I don't mind that I have to type with only one hand for a short while.

Anyway, Merry Christmas 2003, everybody! I hope you get that portable time portal that you've been wanting. I already have mine. If you'll meet me in 2001, we can celebrate Christmas 2002 together.

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