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Lol! Funny things kids say! OMG so funny! - Luv Bug

  Author:  52866  Category:(Discussion) Created:(11/10/2002 3:22:00 PM)
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Lol! We got new neighbors and my parents invited their kids over to play...they have a daughter named Samantha who is 7 years old like my brother. Also, Samantha's toddler sister came along.

My dad just asked me to go outside to the front yard where they're playing and say hi to them because the toddler is named Melissa, like me. She is soooo cute!

I'm like, "Hi!" And my brother goes, "This is my sister Melissa. She's firteeng." ('Firteeng' is how he pronounces 'thirteen' LOL).

Samantha goes, "This is my sister and she's Melissa too!"

"Cool!" I said. "How old is she?"

Samantha looks at me, looks at her baby sister, then says, "FIFTEEN!"

LOLOL! I cracked up! Then she goes, "And she likes to bite grandmas!" Hehe!

Too cute!

- Luv Bug

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Date: 11/10/2002 3:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 30229    Awwwww, cute :) Kids say the darndest things.. :)  
Date: 11/10/2002 3:28:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 52866    Hehe Auntie Gail :)  
Date: 11/10/2002 3:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 55040    little kids are really cute. my little brother stephen used to say his name was "Nicholas Scott _____" (he knew his name, but insited he was me) lol--The End  
Date: 11/10/2002 3:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 50193    They age so quickly nowadays...  
Date: 11/10/2002 3:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 54968    Aww how cute!! lol  
Date: 11/10/2002 3:37:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 52866    Lol The End how cute  
Date: 11/10/2002 3:37:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 52866    Lol Uncle VG!  
Date: 11/10/2002 3:38:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 52866    Hehe Sporti  
Date: 11/10/2002 3:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 60089    That was so cute! lol AngelFlowers  
Date: 11/10/2002 3:48:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 52866    Hehe AngelFlowers sure was  
Date: 11/10/2002 4:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    lol!! too cute :)  
Date: 11/10/2002 4:43:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 52866    Lol Sun Angel  
Date: 11/10/2002 5:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    ...once had a kid look at my tummy and say "Mum - is that man pregnant??" Yes...lovely little cherubs...nothing a quick clip 'round the ears wouldn't fix - LOL!  
Date: 11/10/2002 5:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 58642    Kids are so neat...I babysit for a couple friends of mine, and one of them tugged on my sleeve and said, "I promised my mom I wouldn't pick my nose." LOL kids are so great.  
Date: 11/10/2002 5:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 54668    rofl laughing agent smith...just wondering WHY the kid asked that,lol! good post luvbug!
yummie_eyez
  
Date: 11/10/2002 5:44:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 52866    Lol Agent Smith!!  
Date: 11/10/2002 5:44:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 52866    Lol Ryan! I love little kids!  
Date: 11/10/2002 5:45:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 52866    Hehe thanks yummie eyez!  
Date: 11/10/2002 7:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 22433    lolol I have a cousin in France, he turns 5 on the 22nd of this month, anyway, in june of 2001 when he was uhh 3, my uncle showed him my grad pic (he's never met me in real life yet lol), and he took one look at it, and asked, "why does she have a stool on her head?" lol they don't have grad caps in France, and I guess that's what my cap looked like to him lol  
Date: 11/10/2002 8:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 54803    lol cute!  
Date: 11/10/2002 8:15:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 52866    LOLOLOL H!!!  
Date: 11/10/2002 8:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 26452    LOL! Kids say the cutest things! My sisters 5 kids are spending the weekend here rght now, the baby boy (Nicholas) is so cute! lol he says the most adorable things, earlir today, my mom was yelling for me to get wake up, she said "Melissa wake up "darn" it" and Nick goes in my roon and says "Massa "darn" it!"  
Date: 11/10/2002 9:25:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 52866    Lol Melissa!! How cute!!  
Date: 11/11/2002 5:44:00 AM  From Authorid: 38278    Cute.  
Date: 11/17/2002 1:38:00 AM  From Authorid: 48877    Awww, how adorable. Thanks for sharing!  

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