Date: 11/10/2002 8:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 52866
OMG this was goooooooooood Oddy!  |
Date: 11/10/2002 8:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 12103
LOL I loved this  |
Date: 11/10/2002 8:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 20296
LOL! this guest has just left the ring  |
Date: 11/10/2002 8:15:00 PM
From Authorid: 33925
roflmao!!!! Ok *puts chair down and looks at audience*..I didnt do anything...REALLY..it was...BECKY!!!!  |
Date: 11/10/2002 8:17:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 25390
LMAO CBlossom! *hands you a water bottle*  |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:18:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 25390
LMAO!! LL!! Watch out before you poke an eye out! |
Date: 11/10/2002 8:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 28190
ROFLMAO Oddity.... Now, I knew if ANYONE could make me smile tonight, it would be you! Awesome poem! Rock on sis!!!  *hugs*  |
Date: 11/10/2002 8:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"Oddy!..Oddy!..Oddy!..That was great, lady..lol..Action!...Camera!...Roll 'em...Write on  |
Date: 11/10/2002 8:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 11341
Bookmarked and rated GREAT!  |
Date: 11/10/2002 8:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 3395
Woo Hoo! This is hilarious, Odd! Peace,  |
Date: 11/10/2002 8:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 21867
...oh...oh...you did NOT just say that about my momma!! *picks up chair and storms into the audience to lay the smack*  |
Date: 11/10/2002 8:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 35825
ROTFLMAO!! OMG, this is Great!!heehee  |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 33925
OMG where is STEVE when you need him??? AS is going nuts over there..someone get STEVE!!!! heehee |
Date: 11/10/2002 8:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 3648
OMG, I just fell off my chair laughing, can I sue for damages? lol :P This was great Odd..we need the tickles   |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:25:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 25390
*snaps finger at A.S.* Agent, don't MAKE me shake my neck at yo mama!! |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:26:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 25390
I hope not GEG.....I would be in debt till I was 205! |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:27:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 25390
I think someone ate steve for breakfast! |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 21867
Steve?? Pfft...ol' Rexona-Head Steve would get his bootay in traction if he tries to bring it. And you Oddy...don't be snapping no fingers at me girlfriend *does the 'turkey neck* ...don't make me have to take shoe off and get primal on yo butt! |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 33925
OMG they ATE Steve?? *grabs chair*..Ok Oddy point me in the direction of the hunk eating cannible!!!!! |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 3648
Oh yeah LL whee is Steve?? I wanna rub his bald had lol.....ok I've lost it....:P:P |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:29:00 PM
From Authorid: 33925
Roflmao!!! Well GEG we have to save him from the hunk eating cannible first..not sure what will be left of him though!!! |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:30:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"Alright Aunt Clara ...You asked for it!" Milliseconds before running smack dab into Aunt Claras left hook, he thinks: "Where's the guy that's supposed to hold me back."..."BONK" |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:31:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 25390
*Note* the whole purpose of this post is to get laughter back. |
Date: 11/10/2002 8:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 3648
I got my flashy clothes on and all where's the camera? I even brushed my teeth what few I have  |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:33:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 25390
Okay, y'all, I admit it. I am A.S.'s MAMA!! |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 33925
OMG GEG that pearly whi...err yellow tooth is just shining girl..Oh and that skin tight leapord suit really works for you!! heeheehee |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:34:00 PM
From Authorid: 33925
*snaps finger* You go girl!!..shake what yo Mamma gave you!!!! |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:34:00 PM
From Authorid: 21867
...nope LL...I's got hair on my head now...not too much as I tend to run the clippers over it every fortnight...so its kinda Military Stylez now...hehehe... |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 21867
...you my momma?? Then who my Daddy?? Not the milkman again was it... |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:36:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 25390
*runs on stage with no "undergarmental support" and pants 5 sizes to small. I'm purty! |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:36:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 25390
*lowers head* I'm sorry....but the milkman promised me a free cow! Little did I know I was the free cow! |
Date: 11/10/2002 8:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 36901
LMAO...this is too cute!  |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 33925
Ooooooooooh peach fuzz!! C'mere hon..heehee |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 33925
roflmao!!! OMG Oddy, now I am laughing so hard here I am crying... |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 21867
...oh no...momma...you can NOT be wearing that...you got ya stuff all hanging out like jelly-dough...oh no no no... |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:39:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 25390
Oooo, jelly doughnut? WHERE?? |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Struggles madly against the seven bouncers to get at Oddy...."I met her in a dream..last Wednesday"...Arrrrrgh!...lol...(See what you started Oddy |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:44:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 25390
Kronk!! I told you! That pool incident was an accident! Let it be! Leave it alone! We are over! *throws a chair* |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 3648
Kronk...how could you dream of her?? That's just plain cheatin' I'm telling LL on you :P....I'm suppose to be the "dream girl" lol :P |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 21867
What you doing Kronkster?? You trying to make a move on my momma...right...thats it...its on! *tears off shirt in big dramatic fashion, exposing sleazy gold medalion* Come on...come on *makes sure that the bouncers hold him back* Oh - you lucky...you lucky these guys are holding me back *pretends to make an effort to get to Kronk, closing his eyes and waving his fists around wildly before tripping over his chair and falling off the stage* |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:46:00 PM
From Authorid: 33925
roflmao!!!! OMG AS you big oaf..get up and fight like a man!!! |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:47:00 PM
From Authorid: 33925
Oh Kronk, you two timing again??? I thought you told me you dreamed about ME Tuesday night..Ok buddy its ON..you gonna have to choose now!!! Whats it gonna be buddy???? |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:48:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 25390
A.S. son, I can't help it if he is your childhood best friend. Kronk just turned me on so that night! It was seduction. SEDUCTION!! |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"Arrrrrgh..Shades of rejection! Quick! Somebody get me a 26 lb ham..I'm gonna eat the whole thing...and commit indigestion!" |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 21867
...oh no...could it be??? KRONK IS MY DADDY!!!! |
Date: 11/10/2002 8:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 57452
Interesting. Who is Jerry Springer? ~Ms.  |
Date: 11/10/2002 8:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 44960
*trips over Oddys pile of smell*....Oops!! Wrong Room...Bye!!  |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:51:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 25390
No more hams!! How do you think we ended up in the pool??? |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:52:00 PM
From Authorid: 21867
...I would get up and fight like a man LL...but I've fallen and can't get up...hey, a 26lb Ham, yummy *scoff scoff scoff* |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:52:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
..Breaking News:...Incident at the USM Springer Special: Agent Smith and Kronk rushed to emergency room after running into each other (with eyes closed) and knocking one another out...Too much..lol..Odd runs off with Mr. Steve..lol.. |
Date: 11/10/2002 8:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 57452
What/Who is Jerry Springer? ~Ms.
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:54:00 PM
From Authorid: 47113
lmaoooooooo  |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:54:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 25390
Hollow Luna...he is a talk show host of some of the most ridiculous topics you could ever think up! |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:54:00 PM
From Authorid: 33925
Oh Jerry Springer is supposed to be here?? shoot..last I saw him he was hiding out in his dressing room..COWARD!! |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:56:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 25390
Poor Jerry...USM is even too weird for HIM. |
Date: 11/10/2002 8:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 55330
hahahahahahahaha!!! awsum stuff!! keep writing!!  |
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Date: 11/10/2002 8:59:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Ms HollowLuna. Springer is one...if not "the" late night pay em and stage em MC's...He ain't got nothin on "MC Odd" though..lol.. |
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Date: 11/10/2002 9:00:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 25390
Dern tootin! I'm more demented beyond his wildest dreams! |
Date: 11/10/2002 9:01:00 PM
From Authorid: 15033
*Runs in swinging Steve around by some short body hairs* ..."call me Trailer refuge will ya!!! Lookout everyone, he's comin your way?"....*piches Steve accross room"  |
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Date: 11/10/2002 9:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 57452
Oh. Thank you for answering my question. This poem reminds me of, I think it was in the eighties..."Geraldo" & when he had his nose socked. ~Ms. |
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Date: 11/10/2002 9:03:00 PM
From Authorid: 15033
Come to think of it, Steve was kinda light weight...Ewww! I see he has bite marks taken outta his booty...Who did that? |
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Date: 11/10/2002 9:03:00 PM
From Authorid: 33925
LMAO!!!! Ms Hollowluna I saw that Geraldo show!!! wasnt it a race fight or something and he got caught in the middle?? |
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Date: 11/10/2002 9:04:00 PM
From Authorid: 33925
OMG ThunderSis..You got MUSKLES girl!!! What trailer park did YOU grow up in???? |
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Date: 11/10/2002 9:07:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 25390
I think Kronk was hungry...he thought it was a ham.... but it was Steve! |
Date: 11/10/2002 9:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 1631
Oh, you're all a bunch of FREAKS! I love it. hehe...  |
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Date: 11/10/2002 9:11:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 25390
Ali! Watch out for that chair!! |
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Date: 11/10/2002 9:12:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hiya Thunderhead So you found Steve and my frivolous Oddsmell. I want her back...this show'll make millions..lol... |
Date: 11/10/2002 9:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 42568
Spewing can be fun, but it depends on what you ate before hand. Interesting poem. Hmm...  |
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Date: 11/10/2002 9:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 20296
I so love that you can turn any dang situation into a joke LMAO. this is great. I think we all take ourselves way to seriously and we needed an outlet! *takes water from odd and blows kisses to the macho macho men in the room....wait!? what macho men!? sulks off* |
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Date: 11/10/2002 9:14:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 25390
We are planning an uncensored version of this episode, correct? I mean, *censored*, it would be just *censored* wrong if they *censored* didn't....wouldn't it? *censored*!!!!!!! |
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Date: 11/10/2002 9:15:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"BURP"..Hmmm, I thought that ham was a little stringy.. Oh well, I'll just wash him down with a little of this Chivas... |
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Date: 11/10/2002 9:16:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 25390
Hehe CBlossom....sometimes laughter is the best medicine. Speaking of *censored* medicine!! *pours cough syrup on CBlossom's head* |
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Date: 11/10/2002 9:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
End of my eighteen hour shift in sight folks. Time for reports. .."shucks." I just want to say one thing: You are all severely twisted..But I like twisted. Love to you all..xoxoxoxo< I love doing that..Later |
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Date: 11/10/2002 9:20:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 25390
LMAO...OMG Kronk, you're getting off before midnight? Holy cow!! hehe, bye!! |
Date: 11/10/2002 9:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 20750
I know this was all meant for me!! I'm sorry!  |
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Date: 11/10/2002 9:22:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
OMG..What a finish!..Odd, you should be syndicated..Ok, I'm really gone this time. This was great |
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Date: 11/10/2002 9:23:00 PM
From Authorid: 33925
MG this was NOT meant for you my dear..it was a FUN post..to lighten the USM mood..nothing more...LOL |
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Date: 11/10/2002 9:28:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 25390
No, MG, this post was meant for people like Lady Luck, Kronk, GEG, Thunderhead and Agent Smith to be able to laugh. |
Date: 11/11/2002 12:45:00 AM
From Authorid: 32070
AMEN!!!!! LOL... big big (((HUGS))))) to you g/f...  |
Date: 11/11/2002 3:23:00 AM
From Authorid: 23886
ROTFLMAO! Great poem  |
Date: 11/11/2002 4:25:00 AM
From Authorid: 19586
LOL! Good job!!!!!!! LOL!  |
Date: 11/11/2002 4:38:00 AM
From Authorid: 56489
Comes in throws chairs before she gets hit with one, kicks ham like football with Agent Smith & Kronk on each end of ham,( into audience ) to turn Jerry Springer into kind of talk show mash pit, LOL, great post Aimless  |
Date: 11/11/2002 5:13:00 AM
From Authorid: 46069
OMG Oddy!! you are too crazy!!.. great way to lighten up the mood around here  |
Date: 11/11/2002 5:27:00 AM
From Authorid: 38278
LOL! I used to watch Jerry for the fighting and censored nudity, but now I'm on USM during that time. Besides, I wouldn't watch it now anyway since they don't show the fighting anymore. They basically turned the show to crap because of that. Great poem.  |
Date: 11/11/2002 5:30:00 AM
From Authorid: 28946
LMBO! Very cute and made me smile just thinking of it all.  |
Date: 11/11/2002 5:57:00 AM
From Authorid: 54968
OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!  |
Date: 11/11/2002 6:41:00 AM
From Authorid: 48939
Since Steve's taken, is Yami around anywhere? I KNOW he's an animie character, buuut... *nudge nudge, wink, wink*  |
Date: 11/11/2002 7:10:00 AM
From Authorid: 24856
Oddy!***grins***this is cute!!!  |
Date: 11/11/2002 3:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 54060
lol hehe cute poem...keep up the good work!!!!*sits back n watches the show from afar(the safe side* lol hehe  |
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Date: 11/18/2002 10:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 20750
lmao!! This should go down in the USM History book!! Very Kewl, just like you sis! |
Date: 7/9/2005 5:11:00 PM
From Authorid: 16376
LOL!!!!! omg, this was great.  |
