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Ten Signs You've Got A USM Nemesis.......Ali

  Author:  1631  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/18/2002 6:21:00 PM)
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Top 10 Signs You've Got A USM Nemesis:

10) Every time you log on, you have PM's from friends saying, "OMG, I heard you were mauled by a bear and you are hideously disfigured! Are you ok?"

9) It seems impossible, but you SWEAR you see little eyes watching you from behind the FAQ arrow

8) Your nemesis throws a birthday post and you're the only one who's not invited

7) Every time you leave a comment, your nemesis is there one comment after you saying "The circus must be in town cuz I smell a FREAK (see above comment)!!!"

6) Your posts smell like rotten eggs

5) Every so often your taggie gets toilet papered

4) Rumors are flying that YOU are the Antichrist

3) George PM's you saying, "I don't care if you DID kidnap the Google Smiley. I'm NOT paying you one million dollars for its safe return!". You don't recall kidnapping anything nor leaving a ransom note behind

2) Every time you try to reply to one of your nemesis's posts, you are quickly deleted and given a hearty "Take THAT loser!"

1) Your USM profile is gone and has been replaced with two words....."I STINK"

- Ali Cat-

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Date: 11/18/2002 6:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 55330    hahahahaha!!! thAt was great!  
Date: 11/18/2002 6:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 56293    LoL! Good post, it was funny!  
Date: 11/18/2002 6:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 42792    tyhat is a bit to realistic in many ways but nonetheless funny  
Date: 11/18/2002 6:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    lol  
Date: 11/18/2002 6:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 2717    ahhh...my tasks list, cool....LOL...  
Date: 11/18/2002 6:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 59385    lol very good post:)BlueEyesWhiteDragon  
Date: 11/18/2002 6:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 28848    LoL!  
Date: 11/18/2002 6:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 2717    ahhh...my tasks list, cool....LOL...  
Date: 11/18/2002 6:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 2717    oh, I posted twice just to make sure I'll remember them....LOL...  
Date: 11/18/2002 6:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 19625    LMAO, i liked number 7... I'd never do anything like that though.... no way... :-p heehee. Erin-  
Date: 11/18/2002 6:55:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 1631    Ahhhh, FOX, one of my many nemeni (what exactly IS the plural form of "nemesis" anyway? lol)...  
Date: 11/18/2002 7:18:00 PM  ( Admin-DNL )   The circus must be in town because I smell a freak! LOL J/K, this was funny Ali :)
Date: 11/18/2002 7:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 20296    oh my! is that what that smell in my posts is? I thought it was ME!!!!LOL great post ali!  
Date: 11/18/2002 7:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 25390    OMG Y'all!! Look at my profile~!!!!  
Date: 11/18/2002 7:48:00 PM  ( Admin-DNL )   Oddsmell, we already knew you stunk lmao
Date: 11/18/2002 8:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 15033    ROFLMAO!!! This is hilarious, Ali...:-D  
Date: 11/18/2002 8:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 600    LOL!! Wow, I guess I'm fortunate, I've only seen a couple of these things...Now I'm thinking, "they love me! they really really love me!" lol. Great post Ali....  
Date: 11/18/2002 8:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    lmao!  
Date: 11/18/2002 10:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 48129    lmbo, absolutely hilarious!!!  
Date: 11/19/2002 6:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 38278    I do have nemesis' but I've never experienced any of those signs. LOL!  
Date: 11/19/2002 8:51:00 AM  From Authorid: 2030    The nemini are circling, detractors crawl out of the woodwork. I've got your back Ali.  
Date: 11/19/2002 12:53:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 1631    But what about my front, B? *wink*...  
Date: 11/19/2002 3:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 55750    lol  
Date: 11/19/2002 3:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 61790    I take offense to that! #4 is a perfectly viable occupation-lol j/p  
Date: 9/29/2006 5:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 28363    hehe 2 extremely funny. remember the old days when anons would leave interesting messages like # 1, except a lil more curt ;? lol, good times  

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