YOU BROKE MY HEART SO I BROKE YOUR CAR----KURTVEDDER   Author:  45630  Category:(Fiction) Created:(11/19/2002 7:06:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (600 times) You broke my heart, you know that don't you. Don't lie to me I know you know. You knew when I stuck poison ivy in your underwear drawer didn't you. You knew when I shaved your cat and stuck peanut butter on it didn't you. You knew when I stuck green cordial into your radiator didn't you. You really think that I couldn't hurt you back. Like the time that I stuck cat nip inside your shoes and you had cats chasing you for miles. Or the time that the boy of your dreams found out you were really a man(I loved telling that one). I hurt you too huh. Well this is my adios, my goodbye and my c-ya because the finally way I hurt you is by not being hurt at all. I'm going away to the bahamas with my supermodel girlfriend and with my lotto winnings. I will be rid of your face for eternity. Goodbye and I hope your hurting. You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  45630 ( Click here ) Spring is coming