Never leave a child home alone!

A sales man rings the door bell of a large victorian. A child of about 10 answers the door wearing a large cocktail jacket that was way too big. He had a cigar in his mouth and in one hand he held the t.v. remote and in the other a wine glass. The sales man says, "Are your parents home?" The kid says,"What the heck does it look like?"

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