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I'm Sorry, Ladies. This Post Is For Men Only **Frankenstein

  Author:  47699  Category:(Discussion) Created:(11/20/2002 5:07:00 PM)
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If the title lured you in because you thought this post was about sex, I'm sorry but it isn't. It's about computers. They're a lot like women. They're great when they do what you want them to do and that's seldom. There's nothing more confusing or frustrating than a computer or a woman. I'm not stupid. I'm sure that many members of the fairer sex will take a look at this post out of curiosity despite the title. If they're offended, I'm truly sorry. My intention was never to offend anyone. Computers and women are alike in that they usually work just fine if you just know what buttons to push. The problem is knowing what those buttons are. I spent an hour trying to get a Hot Mail account and then, I finally found out that it costs twenty dollars a year. Why would I pay for an email service if I can already send and receive email through my ISP? That makes no sense to me at all. If you have to pay $23.95 a month for your wife or whatever, I hope you get more out of it than you get with AOL. AOL must be the most over-rated, nonsensical sack of crap known to man today. Well, if you have to pay for more than a pack of Oreos or something once a month (you know what I mean), you have the wrong woman anyway. My dear bride just read this and told me that I was pushing the limit. Well, what can I say? That's my job!

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Date: 11/20/2002 5:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    you know you CAN get the FREE version of hotmail.....there's an option to select it.....now if you'll excuse me I gotta run OUTTA this post before ya'll figure out I am one of the fairer sex...LMAO  
Date: 11/20/2002 5:11:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    LOL @ Becky! Thanks for the info! I'll check it out.  
Date: 11/20/2002 5:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 37101    You know Frankenstien, it's been great bouncin' off your padded walls but I'm afraid I just don't get it. See ya' later!... Yes, I know you can't wave back because your arms are confined to a straitjacket, but I know you would if you could! -  
Date: 11/20/2002 5:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 37101    Oh wait a tick, this post said for men only didn't it? Crap, I'm not a man.. But I'm also not a puppet. THAT'S RIGHT, I'M A REAL BOY! -  
Date: 11/20/2002 5:17:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    You're right, Joey.  
Date: 11/20/2002 5:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 33573    Muahahahaha! But yet guys always fall for women!  
Date: 11/20/2002 5:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 37101    So, remind me, WHICH side of the medicine cabinet do I get the Ridalin out of? I'm so strung out. LOL!! -  
Date: 11/20/2002 5:19:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Joey, I think you're more of a man than you realize. You're growing up and it isn't pretty or pleasant but there's no avoiding it.  
Date: 11/20/2002 5:20:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    LOL @ Ms. Priss. Well, maybe....  
Date: 11/20/2002 5:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 44960    Hmm, Maybe Frankie should spend more time listening to the Bride!!! LOL!!!!!!!  
Date: 11/20/2002 5:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 12876    sweetie,there is a free hotmail,if you scroll down you can get it,that cost is simply to get the one with extra space,not intimidated at all!!!  
Date: 11/20/2002 5:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 12876    well this is one way to get the ladies to reply!!!!!good luck my friend  
Date: 11/20/2002 5:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 2030    AOL sucks plain and simple. Back to the original topic I treat computers much like I do women: Never Exceed The Limits Of Your Ability.. Of course if I'm frustrated with my computer I just flip the switch and it's off. Now if WIVES had those......  
Date: 11/20/2002 5:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 50193    Yeah, I hate it when women freeze up or loose all their memory  
Date: 11/20/2002 5:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 54247    Have to admit that I could not resist reading your post and I have been a woman for 71 years. Thus, seniority. Alas, I am on AOL and have to admit a little disenchantment. But, they held my hand and ego in the beginning. And, when we travel, I can still stay in touch. RAT
Date: 11/20/2002 5:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 53900    LOL...uh-oh I am not supposed to be in here**ducks oput unnoticed**  
Date: 11/20/2002 5:52:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    LOL @ RAT! I'm sorry to hear that you have AOL. Why do we have to pay to suffer? It's great to hear from you, my friend.  
Date: 11/20/2002 5:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 2030    I just can't call a 71 year old woman "RAT"!  
Date: 11/20/2002 6:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 37354    I wish my wife would lose a great deal of her memory.
Date: 11/20/2002 6:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 59385    hey frank you shouldnt have to pay 20 bucks for a hotmail account.i know the hotmail accounts with extra storage cost money but if you scroll down,at the very ottom,that there is an option for the smaller free account,i think the top ones says the 20mb and the one under thast says you can have 2mb selection.you take the smaller account it make look like you have to pay oon that one too but you dont.we signed up a LONG time ago and its free but if we dont sign on in 30 days i have to reactivate m,y account and its still free to get it back let me know if this helps frankBlueEyesWhiteDragon  
Date: 11/20/2002 6:52:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Thanks, Dragon. I'll try that.  
Date: 11/20/2002 6:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 59385    lol at bcar i know what you mean .BlueEyesWhiteDragon  
Date: 11/20/2002 6:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 59385    cool frankBlueEyesWhiteDragon  
Date: 11/20/2002 6:55:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Hugo, it may not be much but I truly wish I could lose part of my memory. I'm sincere when I say that.  
Date: 11/20/2002 7:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 59385    did it work frank?BlueWEyesWhiteDragon  
Date: 11/20/2002 8:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    *barges in* Men only post, huh Frank? PFFT!! Hang on ... a boring old computer post?!! Ohhhh, and i thought i was missing out on something *sheepish grin* sorry, cant help ya here *mosey on out of post*  
Date: 11/20/2002 9:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 8941    LMBO  
Date: 11/21/2002 2:20:00 AM  From Authorid: 42945    awwwww Frankie, I thought it was going to be something naughty but nice lol!!! cheers Zema  
Date: 11/21/2002 3:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 3125    Ok Frank..No bait posts are permitted here!! You know very well this would attract every lady here. Anyway..A wife pays dearly for the baby..err, man she marries. She must be ready to take over where his Momma left off. In most cases she must teach him many things that his Momma failed to teach him..Such things as it's not nice to burp or let of gas so loud that the rumbling sounds as if a volcano just erupted or that operating the remote control doesn't pay the utility bills. As for the Oreos..Those crumbs left all over the couch and the remote control really attracts ants.  
Date: 11/21/2002 5:06:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    LOL! You all are too much!   
Date: 11/21/2002 5:59:00 AM  From Authorid: 22852    Ahh but that is why computers are like woman, we lure you with our beauty, we seduce you with our talents, and just when you think you are in heaven, you do something to screw it up like trying to bring something into our lives that need not be there, the result is a shutdown of communication.. LOL  
Date: 11/21/2002 6:13:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    LOL @ Stormchaser! Very well said!  
Date: 11/21/2002 1:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 22721    Hm, I'd probaby say the same thing about my crush. LOL!  

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