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Funny Pick-up lines....hyperchick

  Author:  5252  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/22/2002 2:25:00 PM)
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well i was bored in spanish class the other day so i started making some up...here they are...

1. am i a t.v. cause you turned me on.

2. are you from jamaica, cause your jamaicin me crazy.

3. are you from tennesse, cause your the only ten i see

4. am i an oven, you sure made me hot.

5. are you ron stoppable, cause you sure stopped me.

6. are you a police officer, cause you pulled me over.

my friends helped make these up, i thought they were funny, so i'd share :o)

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Date: 11/22/2002 2:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 53478    The funniest one that I ever heard (though not spoken to me...) was "Hey baby. I want to drink your bathwater!" I mean COME ON!!!! Is that supposed to be sexy??? LOL!!!  
Date: 11/22/2002 2:30:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5252    lol, spyke that's a funny one  
Date: 11/22/2002 2:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 40881    OMG! Hunt#1: NEVER use these in real life! LOL.. funny thow.  
Date: 11/22/2002 6:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 52990    LMAO. Guys-Please do not actually use these. Ive heard #3 before.  
Date: 11/22/2002 8:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 59861    lmao, i'm guessin ur name is ron? my name is ronessa, no kidding. o0dreamy0o  
Date: 11/23/2002 2:07:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5252    lol, nope my name isn't ron, actually i made that one up, cause my friend said a guy i like reminds her of ron stoppable off of kim possible, so i thought of it...  
Date: 11/24/2002 7:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 52363    those lines are exacly what guys look for...LOL!  

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