Christmas presents to USMers..By Sixgun   Author:  15621  Category:(USM Events) Created:(11/23/2002 6:41:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (910 times) This is a little early but since I will not be able to be here around Christmas I wanted to give out presents now. (meant to be lighthearted) To Enki I give my copy of the "Conspiracy theorist handbook" Remember Rule #1 Enki, it states "just because something happens does not mean it is a conspiracy".... To Hugo I give a copy of the bestselling book "how to be humorous without getting kicked off of websites. To FB , a plaque that says" Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer, God knows you have alot of them"... To AZ I give a sense of humor....lol, just joking To Dreamer I give a pair of lift shoes to make her appear taller so I cant rag her for being short) To Ladyluck, I give Nothing...to Gail a new Tag so I can tell them apart. To AgentSmith I give a can of Whoop(you know what), to open up on the person of his choosing To George I give a chess set with two black pieces missing...lol To AFbratlexie and Chaos controller I give a hard time To Dizzy I give a Yahoo block, to keep me from messaging so much... To Haadam I give a Certificate for one free digital angel implant..... To Linda, a bigger delete button for when I go off half cocked To St pete, Bcar and King Caspian I give free reign of USM for 3 days...ummm wait?, I had better not do that...better yet Ill give them all Biscuits with hairs in them... To Tom, I give a version of Yahoo messanger, Hey Tom..its free man To Deb (the one with One eye) I give...you guessed it, another eye so she now has a set... To LL, ok..you know the Red phone Batman has to call commissioner Gordon when something Bad happens?.....Ill give you a big red one to call Radman on when something bad happens.. Oops, gave that to gail so....ohh my....I heard some disturbing news so, this is what I shall give you. A one way ticket out of Canda(since it is so sorry, blah..leaves a bad taste in my mouth to say it..you know ..ehhh) to the USA...good ehhh To Amanda, since most people dont have something to cut through that thick country accent of yours Ill give you a cityfied accent, so people can understand you. To Kysta I give a bag full of huge Mollymoochers ready to be cleaned and fried Also to Bcar a new pair of britches to keep his dangling Chad away from all the ladies and To my Wife KK, I give her the great gift of being able to spend the rest of her life with me...God aint she lucky?...what a swell guy I am.......Merry Christmas You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  15621 ( Click here ) Spring is coming