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REASONS WHY IT'S GOOD TO BE A WOMAN

  Author:  23075  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/23/2002 7:06:00 PM)
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1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

3. Taxis stop for us.

4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

11. We can talk to the opposit sex without having to picture them naked.

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

13. We will never regret piercing our ears.

14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

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Date: 11/23/2002 7:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 46069    i must agree with those for the most part..LOL  
Date: 11/23/2002 7:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 50791    HAHHAH!!! Those are good ones!  
Date: 11/23/2002 7:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 25756    LMAO!! These are so funny!!  
Date: 11/23/2002 7:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 36538    Those are hilarious. I especially like # 8. I have dated a lot of football players and I never figured out why they had to do that.  
Date: 11/23/2002 7:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 36994    #7!!!#7!!! lol...thanks for sharing:) most so true, so true  
Date: 11/23/2002 7:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 23886    ROTFLMAO!!! I liked #7...LMAO!  
Date: 11/23/2002 8:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 59940    I whole heartedly agree with these!True true!!RALLC!Fayes Eyes  
Date: 11/23/2002 8:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    lol  
Date: 11/25/2002 11:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 12103    I love this! Good post...glad im a girl! :)  
Date: 11/26/2002 3:19:00 AM  From Authorid: 44321    LOL I loved this thanks for posting it,I especially can agree to number 7 Hee Hee the old it's winter who will know if my legs are shaved excuse LOL :D  

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