Date: 11/24/2002 4:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 22852
Have an affair with his wife.. ROFLAMO  |
Date: 11/24/2002 4:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 46486
Don't believe in him, lol  |
Date: 11/24/2002 4:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 50861
I could tell him he is fat, or I could pee on him at the mall when I get my pics taken with him.  |
Date: 11/24/2002 4:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 45630
Well I'd stuff him in a burlap sack and then i'd tie him to the back of his sleigh. I would then get all the reindeer to fly with him hanging off the back. I would then get the Crocodile hunter to say "Crikey" non stop all flight. I think Santa would be quite insane by the end of it.  |
Date: 11/24/2002 4:23:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 22721
LMAO! I love these!  |
Date: 11/24/2002 4:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
I don't think he'd be real happy if you barbequed Mrs. Claus and served her to your friends at a keg party.  |
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Date: 11/24/2002 4:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 50861
I could eat him for thanksgiving. Or I could show up on his door step and say hey daddy rember me? I am the kid u had with that elf lady. |
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Date: 11/24/2002 4:28:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 22721
Frakenstine, I'll take you advice and try to come up with a new plan for my Christmas party. Since he has som many elfs, think I could barbecue some of them instead ? |
Date: 11/24/2002 4:29:00 PM
From Authorid: 31765
Leave Ex-Lax tainted cookies.  |
Date: 11/24/2002 4:41:00 PM
From Authorid: 50193
Convert to Juduism on Christmas Eve, then convert back to Christianity on Christman Day and complain that he didn't visit your house and give you presents the night before  |
Date: 11/24/2002 4:51:00 PM
From Authorid: 21867
...'Stinger' ground to air missile-launcher...just an idea...  |
Date: 11/24/2002 5:08:00 PM
From Authorid: 20956
mass reindeer slaughter would probably be pretty high on santas 'get under my skin' list   |
Date: 11/24/2002 5:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 55040
put razor blades and arsenic in his cookies--The End  |
Date: 11/24/2002 8:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 51070
I'd take all his elves to my house and use them for slave labor. LOL! Either that, or I'd stick a pin in him and see if he popped.  |
Date: 11/25/2002 4:02:00 AM
From Authorid: 23886
LOL!!!! Hm...I'd do exactly what you'd do! I'll steal his reindeer and sell it to the butcher for christmas and sell of his presents on Ebay (unless theres something i like *lol*) BUT...Instead of putting milk and cookies up for him..I'd put in some vegetables and prune juice! LOL he needs to get on a diet sooner or later!  |
Date: 11/25/2002 4:10:00 AM
From Authorid: 44321
I would make the chocolate chips with ex-lax instead of chocolate and make sure I locked the bathroom doors LOL or I would leave him a nopte saying hey santa instead of milk and cookies this year all of us in the house decided you need to cut back on your goodies for the reindeers sake so you will instead find a nice slimfast shake and a snack bar LOL Santa would wake me up to kick my heiney LOL I liked this post you made me laugh thinking of all I could do to get ole santa angry  |
