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" How Mommy Cooks a Turkey" :-)

  Author:  3125  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/26/2002 4:49:00 AM)
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Some students of a Pre-K class offered some of their versions of, "How Mommy cooks a turkey."

Heather Brown —Mommy buys our turkey at Kroger’s. Before she cooks the turkey she cleans it with dishwashing liquid. She puts icing and sprinkles on it and cook it in the oven for 2 hours. It taste good.

Hanna Sedlock — Mommy buys our turkey at Wal-Mart. She puts it in the refrigerator. Mommy goes to the garage and gets bananas, strawberries, soup and candy to put on it. She lets it cook for 15 hours. It taste like chicken.

Janie Parson — Mom gets our meat turkey at Wal-Mart. Our turkey looks like a long pizza box. She brings it home and puts it in the refrigerator. She takes it out and she puts salt, meat loaf, spaghetti and meat balls on it. She cooks it for 5 minutes. It taste like pizza rolls.

Alexis Morgan — Mommy buys a great big turkey at Wal-Mart. She don’t clean it. She don’t put anything on it. It cooks for 15 hours. It looks really big and it taste a little like tomatoes.

Michael Davis — Mommy buys a big turkey at the store. She cleans it with something if it's nasty. I don’t know what. She don’t put anything on it and lets it cook for 10 minutes. It taste like chicken.

Lauren Osenton — Momma and Daddy buys our turkey at Kroger’s. They put chicken nuggets and fries on it and put it in a pan and stir. They take a thing and put it in a bowl and put it on the floor in a circle and it goes up and it’s done is 6 minutes. It tastes a little like roast chicken.

Taylor Mullins — Mommy buys our turkey at Kentucky Fried Chicken. Our turkey is big. Mommy stirs the turkey in a cooking pan with chicken. She turns the stove on for 5 hours. It taste like chicken.

Alex Toler — Mom-maw Alice buys a big turkey at Wal-Mart. She puts it in the refrigerator when she gets it home. When it’s ready to cook she cuts the bag open and washes it in a big bowl and water. I thing she puts salt and sauce on it. She cooks it until the thing rings on the stove. It taste like roast chicken. It is good.

Ethan Thompson — Mommy buys a giant turkey at Wal-Mart. She cuts it up first and then she puts apples and ice cream on it. She puts it in the stove for 6 minutes. It taste like turkey.

And here's my all time favorite!! LOL

Andrea Canterbury — One time my mommy told my daddy that his goose was cooked..I don't know if we have turkey or goose. It taste like turkey.

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Date: 11/26/2002 5:38:00 AM  From Authorid: 15777    LOL!!! Oh lordy...the things kids say...hee,hee  
Date: 11/26/2002 5:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 23886    LMAO! --Kids say the darnest things-- haha! Thanx for sharing..i enjoyed reading them *hugz* take care,  
Date: 11/26/2002 5:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 54968    OMG LOL!!! Thanks for sharing!   
Date: 11/26/2002 6:23:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 3125    I love the way children see things in this adult world. : ) It seems that there has to be at least one child in the entire class who gives a totally unexpected answer, as Andrea did. Thanx all..Hope you enjoyed.  
Date: 11/26/2002 7:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 61847    LAMO!!!! Those are great. Thanks for sharing. The bottom one was the funniest. AngelGurl4ever  
Date: 11/26/2002 8:44:00 AM  From Authorid: 53427    LOL! They were all so cute, especially the last one.  
Date: 11/26/2002 7:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    lmao that was great only from the mouths of babes  

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