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The Benefits of Growing Older....~*~*Midnight Momma~*~*

  Author:  47930  Category:(Discussion) Created:(11/26/2002 5:39:00 PM)
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The Benefits of Growing Older (and you thought there weren't any)

In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. No one expects you to run into a burning building. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?" People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.



There's nothing left to learn the hard way. Things you buy now won't wear out. You can buy a compass for the dash of your car. You can eat dinner at 4:00. You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.



You consider coffee one of the most important things in life. You can constantly talk about the price of gasoline. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations. You get into a heated argument about pension plans. You got cable for the weather channel.



You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. You give lots of money to charities. You sing along with the elevator music.



You have an age advantage whenever you need it. Your Congressman pays attention to you. You are not expected to keep up with technology or understand it. You get travel and entertainment discounts. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.



You can dance to the oldest music and no one laughs at you. People come to you for help with their antique cars. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

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Date: 11/26/2002 5:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 50861    Aw this is cute :)  
Date: 11/26/2002 5:43:00 PM  ( Admin-DNL )   good post!
Date: 11/26/2002 5:44:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47930    thank you and glad you like it:)  
Date: 11/26/2002 5:45:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47930    Danielle, thank you glad you like...:)  
Date: 11/26/2002 5:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 25756    Lol! I'm not old..but I can just picture myself doing some of these things when I get older! lol :o)  
Date: 11/26/2002 5:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 56293    LoL this was a cute post!! :o)  
Date: 11/26/2002 6:01:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47930    AgentQ , i didnt hink i wasold yet but i already do some of these things LOL  
Date: 11/26/2002 6:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 46069    LOL.. well i guess those are good enough reasons :p  
Date: 11/26/2002 6:02:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47930    Social, thank you glad you like ti. :)  
Date: 11/26/2002 6:02:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47930    oh come on cuz you know you do some of them LMAO :)  
Date: 11/26/2002 6:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 61912    I wonder who is the oldest USMer???  
Date: 11/26/2002 6:06:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47930    hmmmmmm i dont know ;)  
Date: 11/26/2002 7:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    LOL@ MM...good one hun!!!!..hugs Zema xoxo  
Date: 11/26/2002 7:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 48809    Author, this is so cute... yes, just as anything else..even old age has it's compensations! lol.  
Date: 11/26/2002 9:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 49311    LOL those are some of the things you do MM ha ha ha old lady Love you mm  
Date: 11/26/2002 9:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 26452    LOL! I read something like this before, its funny.  

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