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What are men like?? (no offense)

  Author:  20977  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/26/2002 8:11:00 PM)
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What are Men Really Like??

Men are like.....Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like.....Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY

Men are like.....Coffee The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like.....Computers Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.

Men are like.....High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like.....Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

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Date: 11/26/2002 8:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 30264    Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.......thats definately me baby B)  
Date: 11/26/2002 8:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 59639    LOL those are sssooo funny,and very true *Kandi*  
Date: 11/26/2002 8:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 55040    lol, these are great.  
Date: 11/26/2002 8:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    lol :)  
Date: 11/26/2002 8:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 57079    lol very funny thanx 4 sharing!! ~*~Angel~*~  
Date: 11/26/2002 9:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 47699    LOL! :)  
Date: 11/27/2002 3:09:00 AM  From Authorid: 23886    LOL! Those are cute!  

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