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LOL! Would you fall for this? - Luv Bug

  Author:  52866  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/26/2002 9:53:00 PM)
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A freshmen at Eagle Rock Junior High Won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls science fair. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our enviroment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elemination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide" and for plenty of good reasons since:

1.) It can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
2.) It is a major component in acid rain
3.) It can cause severe burns in it's gaseous state
4.) Accidenntal inhalation can kill you
5.) It decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
6.) It contributes to erosion
7.) It has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

50 people were asked to sign. 46 people signed to ban it. 3 were undecided and only one person realized it was water.

- Luv Bug

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Date: 11/26/2002 9:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 25481    LoL!! It was water??! LOL  
Date: 11/26/2002 9:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 13969    I've heard this before. I should try it in my school!  
Date: 11/26/2002 9:55:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 52866    Lol yep Jess!  
Date: 11/26/2002 9:55:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 52866    Lol SandGhost  
Date: 11/26/2002 9:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 26452    LOL! Oh wow, smart guy...  
Date: 11/26/2002 9:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 55040    lol knowing me i would probably fall for it  
Date: 11/26/2002 9:57:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 52866    Lol yep Melissa  
Date: 11/26/2002 9:57:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 52866    I would have too, The End lol  
Date: 11/26/2002 10:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 19482    lmao, nope I wouldn't :) my dad already tried to trick me with it :p lol  
Date: 11/26/2002 10:02:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 52866    Lol Xenie  
Date: 11/26/2002 10:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    I probably would have. Good post, LOL!  
Date: 11/26/2002 10:16:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 52866    Lol Larry thanks!  
Date: 11/27/2002 4:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 19871    oh yeah I would have fallen lol  
Date: 11/27/2002 5:43:00 AM  From Authorid: 38278    LOL!  
Date: 11/27/2002 8:20:00 AM  From Authorid: 16069    Interesting. Im such a dummy, Im sure Id be the first to sign....Nice to see you back! Are you moved in already?  
Date: 11/27/2002 8:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    oh boy  
Date: 11/27/2002 9:05:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 52866    Lol Frostyne  
Date: 11/27/2002 9:05:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 52866    Thanks for reading, Uncle Flame!  
Date: 11/27/2002 9:06:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 52866    LOA, nope havent' even moved yet lol...every time my dad says he's taking down the cable modem, he changes his mind to the next day lol. But we're moving on Friday. Thanks for reading :)  
Date: 11/27/2002 9:06:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 52866    Lol Joe  
Date: 12/26/2002 9:51:00 AM  From Authorid: 52986    hehehe... nice joke:) -HoBBiT DuDe!
Date: 2/18/2003 3:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 37150    oh my goodness! LOL! ^_^  

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