My area, the area in which I live, along with others like Jamie the Bell, so called because he resembles a fish, which we have curiously linked as a result of the marine type connections, and Christine the Otter, who looks nothing like an otter, or even remotely Christine, is littered with strange beings from outside space, who have come to earth because the radiation emitted is so inviting that it is impossible for any UFOs to look at it without lit eyes in anticipation. So they all came down to our sorry little town, which is something I wasn’t crazy about at first, but where there’s aliens, there are normally interesting occurrences, like the time a guy flew up into the sky for no reason whatsoever, and hung around for about two hours. The services had to come out with their fire truck and the men had to make sure he was safe, besides it was a matter of grave importance. I remember it well, the poor chap was stuck, blinking. As it turned out, one the odd beings had become angry, and its now our constituency have made it unlawful to send anyone up into the sky, believe it not.
But yeah, a few years ago and we did not have any aliens, now there’s loads of them. One of them is well renowned for looking like a sunflower, his head is on a stalk, the youth like to tease him, but they quite like him really. Plus you’ve got your family of tiny flying wombat creatures, who we employ to save the cats, when stuck up trees, or on roofs. They came in quite handy for those purposes. Also there’s the couple who are sometimes blue and sometimes red, they’re quite funny. Not to mention the old rhino type chap who uses a tree stump for his lame limp, plus we have an ephemeral woman, who scares us all most of the time without meaning to, but she’s cool, so we can sense the aura she carries around with her. When she’s feeling helpful on a sunny day, and you’ve got a hot head, she’ll blow on your face, because she’s nice. Must not forget to introduce you to the rather plain man who is misfortunate enough to have a ball for a head, and usually makes mistakes like bumping into posts which is so dumb that we just ignore it, only apologetically, till it becomes so ridiculous that he’s getting knocked all about the place by cars and vans and dogs are barking at him, and builders are shouting at him, children are laughing at him, women shaking their heads at him. The poor guy looks like a fool!
Anyway, its not everywhere that people get aliens, so we should feel quite special about it. I am only sorry that people do not yet have the ability to give their love fully like they would do for their fathers, you see. Until then, we all have to put our differences up on the shelf, and wait till tomorrow before we get the chance to dust them off and sort them into piles of usefulness.
You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click hereScroll all the way down to read replies.Show all stories by Author:  56927 ( Click here )
Spring is coming |
