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Things your mother WOULD NOT say!

  Author:  48129  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/27/2002 8:55:00 PM)
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"Be good and for your birthday I'll buy you a motorcycle!"

"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"

"Let me smell that shirt--yeah, it's good for another week."

"Yeah, I used to skip school, too."

"Could you turn the music up louder so I can enjoy it, too?"

"Run and bring me the scissors! Hurry!"

"Aww, just turn these undies inside out. No one will ever know."

"I don't have a tissue with me--just use your sleeve."

"Well, if Timmy's Mom says it's okay, that's good enough for me."

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Date: 11/27/2002 9:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 55330    hehe, these made me giggle! :P  
Date: 11/27/2002 9:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 19482    actually, my mom confessed to taking "personal health days" off from school!! LMAO :D  
Date: 11/27/2002 9:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 47699    LOL! No, mom would never say any of those things.  
Date: 11/27/2002 9:12:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 48129    lol chili  
Date: 11/27/2002 9:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 55993    :) These are cute...The "run and bring me the scissors" one really cracked me up :P  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 23886    LOL! Those are cute, thats my DREAM mom! :p  
Date: 11/27/2002 11:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 12103    LOL i loved these!!!!  
Date: 11/28/2002 1:38:00 AM  From Authorid: 26452    LOL!! Actually, luckily for me, my mother and I share the same taste in music, she DOES ask me to turn it up lol.  
Date: 11/28/2002 5:42:00 AM  From Authorid: 59418    lol! very true my mom would never say any of those! metal princess  
Date: 11/28/2002 5:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 56293    OMG! That was funny! I should print this out and show it to my mother! LoL  
Date: 11/28/2002 11:27:00 AM  From Authorid: 50861    r u kidding...my mom says this ALL the time :p ha yeah right!  
Date: 11/28/2002 12:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 60363    I wish my mom would say "If it's okay with (so-in-so's) mom then it's good enough for me." lol  
Date: 2/19/2004 1:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 32133    lol these are great  
Date: 8/13/2007 10:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 62881    LOL!  
Date: 8/13/2007 10:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 15394    "Honey go play, and yes, the double yellow line in the middle of the road can be the boundary of your fort!!"  
Date: 8/14/2007 8:58:00 AM  From Authorid: 62881    LOL @ Jungabel! :)  

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