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The Third annual Pre Turkey Day Get Together Hosted by...Kathy and DC

  Author:  14572  Category:(Discussion) Created:(11/27/2002 10:36:00 PM)
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Yes folks....It is that time of year again... How quickly it flew by...The turkey is cooking, family and friends coming from afar.. Life is perfect...Right? LOL...Right.. I just want to share a little Holiday Horror stories...You know we have all had them.. Family pet gets to the turkey before the guests... Food falls to the floor?? We have all had some kind of Holiday nightmare.. UNwanted guests arrive at your door with a ton of luggage for an unplanned over extended stay? Share some of your stories with us.. Come on it cant be all bad?? LOL

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Date: 11/27/2002 10:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 3263    I peed my pants in the seventh grade.  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 3263    and no not on t=day  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:39:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 14572    Ok I will begin tonights meeting...LOL... Exactly 2 years ago Pre Thanksgiving night..I burned my turkey.. :( Yes, its true...I then had to tell my kids that this year the turkey I bought came without skin...LOL..Could of had something to do with the amount of alcohol the cook consumed and the time she spent here at USM....But I highly doubt it ... :)  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 3263    did somene say alcohol? jelloshots? :D  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 30229    Yeah, I almost gave birth to Amanda in the kitchen, but thank God she waited another few days to make her appearance!!! hehe... HELLO DC AND KATHY!!!!!!! Huggggggggssssss  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 30229    LOL at you two!!! hehe  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 3263    *whispers* ivehad the whole bowl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *giggle*  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 3263    HI GAIL!!!!!!!!! :D Welcome to the postest with the mosttests!  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:43:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 14572    Nope...This year I am proud to say I am alcohol free...Dc is having my share...LOL...Aint that right DC?  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    LOL @ this post! Have a HAPPY day tomorrow!!!  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 30229    I WANT A BOWL!!!!! lol  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 30229    uh oh.. Kathy is gone!!! Where did she go? lol  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 30229    LMAO, KathyA's reply jumped before mine! haha  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    Turkey without skin? That's better than cooking the giblets inside the turkey still in that paper pouch. ROTF!  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:45:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 14572    GAIL!!!!!!!!!! Amanda was almost born int he kitchen!! :) LOL.. I never came close to delivering any of my children in the kitchen...But one or maybe even two might have been conceived close by....  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 3263    u wanna bowl? i wanna bowl too! although i rarely strike :D wokkaaaa wokkkkka wokkkka!  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 3263    kathy why u gotta spill it now everyone will think im a lush *hic* :D  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:46:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 14572    Gail, my turkey was calling...LOL  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 30229    Thats okay DC, I havent drank in years, but the mood I am in, I will help you out here.. see what a good friend I am???? hehe  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 30229    Uh Oh.. Kathy has a talking turkey!!! I had one too once, but I divorced him.... *grinnnnn*..  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:48:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 14572    Ohhhhh Penny the giblets... :( I have to call someone over every single year to stick there hand in my turkey and pull those bad boys out... It is just so gross, I cant do it.. :(  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 30229    OMG Penny Sis.. I thought "I" was the ONLY one who had done that!!!!! hehehe..  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    LL, Kathy's turkey talks because of the hand stuck up there checking for giblets! LOL!  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    LOL @ Gail!  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 30229    ROFLMAO @ PENNY!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 30229    Oh shoot.. I cant play no more.. Amanda is running me off the puter to get on her AuntyKathyBadMommaJomma's (or something like that, lol) post!!!! byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:53:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 14572    LMAO@GAIL...I had one of those too.. A talking turkey, and I divorced mine too... But my turkey stuck around.. He is here now actually.. He is kinda like that lost cat that you feed just that once, and it never leaves...LOL  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:54:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 14572    Ohhhh No way would I ever leave those things up there... And NOT for nothing...But can we really be sure that thing is the neck??? LMAO  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    I'm cackling at this post! What great fun! Happy Thanksgiving you all!  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 28190    ROFLMAO... Kathy, mom had to go to Wally world (no she isnt bringing back any blue lights fer ya) But she said to that before she walked out, that she sure is glad that she didnt feed Her TURKEY!! Roflmao... that is just gross, though.. lmao  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 28190    ROFLMAO... Ewwwwwwwww  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    Oh my Kathy! Now I'm afraid to stick my hand up there. LOL! I will never be able to think of giblets the same way!b You girls... LOL!  
Date: 11/27/2002 10:59:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 14572    ROTFLMAO@Amanda.... Tis the season!! :) LOL  
Date: 11/27/2002 11:00:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 14572    Penny from the very first time I saw the supposed neck, my life has never been the same.. I find myself in search of......  
Date: 11/27/2002 11:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 28190    Yep, it is.. But with all the turkey's around here... We dont have to be jolly, they can just drive us nutty! :P  
Date: 11/27/2002 11:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 21203    Ummm.... This year HockeyMan is NOT cooking the bird...DUE to the fact he ALWAYS forgets to take the BAG out! LOL  
Date: 11/27/2002 11:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 28190    In Search of a Big, Prize winning, Eye oogling, Huge, Hunk of a Turkey... Eh kaffy???? *winks* :P  
Date: 11/27/2002 11:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 7952    Aunty Kathy!!!!!!!!:) Well , i have never ever experienced a thanksgiving, but i hope i can one day :) Happy thanksgiving! hope its a good one! ...:D  
Date: 11/27/2002 11:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    OMG Amanda! ROTFLMBO!  
Date: 11/27/2002 11:04:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 14572    DW!!!!!!!!!!!! Someday you will have a Thanksgiving... I promise...even if I have to deliver it myself!!  
Date: 11/27/2002 11:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 7952    Hehehehehe :D i've missed you:(  
Date: 11/27/2002 11:11:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 14572    Yes Amanda... This year he ( I refer to him as TOM) is just over 30 pounds.. Bigger is better...LOL  
Date: 11/27/2002 11:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 28190    DeeeeeeeDUBS!!!! Whats up girl????? I havent seen you in forever and a day!!! :D hehe *hugs*  
Date: 11/27/2002 11:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 28190    ROFLMAO.. YOU named him too???? OOOOOOMG! How sweet *evil grin* :P  
Date: 11/27/2002 11:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 7952    Hiya Amanda :D how are ya?? ...missed ya sis!..:)  
Date: 11/27/2002 11:13:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 14572    DW, I have missed you!!!!!!!!!  
Date: 11/27/2002 11:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 28190    I'm good.. Getting married in May >:) hehe.. How are you? :D hehe  
Date: 11/27/2002 11:21:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 14572    Of course I named him Amanda.. I would never stick my hand up in there without getting to know him first... I mean I have seen his *neck* and everything.....  
Date: 11/27/2002 11:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 28190    ROOOOOFLMAO!!! ok... tmi... lmao...hey, have you found out yet who those undies belonged to??? lmao.. I almost forgot about those! lol  
Date: 11/27/2002 11:25:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 14572    Yes they belong to Ritchie....But who Ritchie is I have yet to find out..LMAO  
Date: 11/27/2002 11:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 28190    Where did Troublesome DC sista go???? lmao... Did we scare her??? :(  
Date: 11/27/2002 11:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 28190    ROFLMAO... *hums the twilight zone tune* It is another Unsolved Mystery.. uh.. unsolved undies. rather.... lmao :p  
Date: 11/28/2002 12:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 30229    Okay, now WHERE did everyone gooooooooooooo??????? *sniff sniff*..  
Date: 11/28/2002 12:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 30229    LOL, and it looks like you lost DC very early on.. hehe.. She must have had one BOWL too many huh? hehe.. HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL OF YOU!!!!  
Date: 11/28/2002 6:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 46527    Obviously with the rest of the year flying by so fast the Turkey forgot to fly fast enough.....LOL!!!!  
Date: 11/28/2002 7:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 1631    I've not had any holiday tragedy yet that pacifying myself with an enormous quantity of food couldn't overcome! LOL! Happy Thanksgiving, you two!!!! May the blessings be many and the BIG end of the wishbone be YOURS! :)...  
Date: 11/29/2002 10:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 3263    I succumbed to the bowl full of jello (shots) :p  
Date: 1/12/2006 7:23:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 14572    ROTFLMAO!!!! I find myself still in search of... after all these years..  
Date: 1/12/2006 9:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 3263    I'm back..where'd everybody go? When's dinner?  

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