Do You Have Any Produce Problems? ¤Frankenstein¤   Author:  47699  Category:(Discussion) Created:(12/16/2002 11:33:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (363 times) My dear bride knew that I was going to be stopping at the grocery store on the way home and she told me to bring a few things home. Can you figure this out? She told me to buy some corn nipples and green pee. Then she started talking like a Chinese person for some reason and said to get some broccerie. I don't know. I guess we won't starve but our menu certainly is different. Whatever happened to good ol' spuds? Oh, yeah! We had some of those a while back and she gouged their eyes out. She can be evil in the kitchen. I'm not even going to talk about how she takes innocent spuds, chops them up and drops in boiling oil. You should hear their screams of agony. It's sad. I bought a bag of fresh greens at the market a while back and I saw them today. She never got around to fixing them and now they're sort of a bluish/purple color. I don't remember them being that fuzzy when I brought them home. Are greens supposed to have white beards? Our neighbor has a white beard but I don't plan on cooking and eating him. At least he isn't purple, though. I got paid on Friday but it I don't get much of a celery. I mean, salary. I think all of this veggie stuff is getting to me. Maybe I should just quit talking about it for now. I don't need to hear about carrots and diamonds for Christmas. I never knew what one had to do with the other. What would a water chestnut be called if you grew it on dry land? I'll close this strange dietetic post now. Lettuce just all be friends. You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  47699 ( Click here ) Spring is coming