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If you sat in Santa's lap, what are some things you shouldn't say ?

  Author:  22721  Category:(Discussion) Created:(12/17/2002 5:05:00 PM)
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1. How's Mr. Chubby Tubby ?

2. You smell like a tavern.

3. Why did you steal my wallet last year ?

LOL This is all I can think of. What would you say ? Feedback is welcome. Thank you!

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Date: 12/17/2002 5:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 55330    Santa, I know some helpful diets you can go on..  
Date: 12/17/2002 5:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 55330    Santa, guess what?! I don't believe you! *prances around* So what are you gonna do about it? Huh!? Huh!?  
Date: 12/17/2002 5:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 25756    Ever tried Slimfast? How about liposuction?  
Date: 12/17/2002 5:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 54070    Well, I'd rather not say, as it doesn't quite fit the rating, lol  
Date: 12/17/2002 5:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 54968    Is that a real beard? Lemme see. *pulls Santa's beard* lol  
Date: 12/17/2002 5:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 6817    Okay sorry! I wont say fart again...oops...I'd just say..I made these myself *shoving sausage in his face* he says "yum what is it" I say I killed rudolph last year...hahahahaha  
Date: 12/17/2002 5:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 6817    OMG Smooth Criminal! I cannot believe you just said that! LOL  
Date: 12/18/2002 6:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 39887    Is your beard real. do you brush your teeth cuz yo breath is bad. What kind of deodorant do you use, its not working!!!!!  
Date: 7/5/2008 9:51:00 AM  From Authorid: 63026    lol these were all great.  

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