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10 WAYS TO GET RID OF A BLIND DATE

  Author:  12103  Category:(Humor) Created:(8/21/2000 4:36:00 PM)
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1. Excuse yourself to use the rest room. Go back to the head waiter/ hostess and ask for another table in a different part of the restaurant. Order another meal. When your date finally finds you, ask them "What took you so long in the bathroom?"

2. Order a bucket of lard.

3. Without asking, eat off of your date's plate. Eat more from their plate than they do.

4. Recite your dating history. Improvise. Include pets and relatives.

5. Lick your plate. Offer to lick your date's.

6. Attempt to auction your date off to people nearby.

7. Order a baked potato. When the waiter brings your food, hide the potato, wait a few minutes, and ask the waiter for the potato you "never got". When the waiter returns with another potato, have the first one back on your plate.

8. If they are paying, order the most expensive thing on the menu. Take one bite, pretend like the food is disgusting and say, "Man, did you get ripped off!"

9. Occasionally speak in Pig Latin throughout the meal.

10. Accuse your date of espionage. Pretend you have a secret microphone hidden on your body and you are talking the CIA.

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Date: 8/21/2000 4:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 10363    thosw were funny!!
Date: 8/21/2000 4:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 1432    Yup I bet all those would work lol..how funny...  
Date: 8/21/2000 4:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 12906    i personally did #7.~victoria j/k!!  
Date: 8/21/2000 5:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 14039    #11 quitley tip-toe away, a real 'blind' date will never know you left. -Kornflake
Date: 8/21/2000 5:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 12823    #12 just pass gas as often as you please and tell the other person to "take a wiff". If a third party witnesses this, blame it on your date. They will be so mad/embarassed at you and so disgusted with your behavior, they will leave.  
Date: 8/21/2000 6:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 12709    Those were funny!  
Date: 8/21/2000 7:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 14273    lol  
Date: 8/21/2000 7:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 11348    lol! those are pretty funnny... but I can think of some easier ways where I don't have to embarass my self! lol,  
Date: 8/21/2000 8:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 10315    lol cute, :-)  
Date: 8/22/2000 12:13:00 AM  From Authorid: 14263    I could have used that advice when My best friend set ME up with someone who was 5'6 and I am 5'10 LMAO hehe good one lmao
~princess Lita~
Date: 8/22/2000 12:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 14220    LOL, i liked the potatoe one, i should try that JUST FOR FUN someday, lol.
Date: 8/22/2000 3:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 4373    LOL, I like the CIA one!!  
Date: 8/25/2000 9:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 14358    Lmao, its mean but great to do LoL. ~~*Lita2003*~~
Date: 9/19/2002 4:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 14754    i need to really read upon this one..MEME ME ME  

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