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A Stoner stumbles out of a party.....

  Author:  57074  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/26/2003 7:41:00 PM)
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A stoner stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home. One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled.

The guy limps up to the stoner and says "Call me an ambulance!"

The stoner looks at him for a second, smiles and says, "You're an ambulance!"



lol i thought this was funny! but my friend said she didnt get it lol..so does everyone else get it?

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Date: 1/26/2003 7:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 14780    LOL..I got it!  
Date: 1/26/2003 7:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 42515    lol :p  
Date: 1/26/2003 7:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 58454    dude that is funny  
Date: 1/26/2003 7:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 12133    I got it, but.....
  
Date: 1/26/2003 7:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    lol ok ok ok
  
Date: 1/26/2003 10:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 54060    i dont get it..EXPLAIN!!!...:S :S :S  
Date: 1/26/2003 10:16:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 57074    ok the man says call me an ambulance and the stoner calls him a ambulance when he says You're an ambulance..get it?  

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