"Real Questions Asked at National Parks" wooden nickel   Author:  27583  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/28/2003 5:21:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (409 times) "Questions Asked at National Parks" *Everglades National Park:* Are the alligators real? Are the baby alligators for sale? Where are all the rides? What time does the two o'clock bus leave? *Mesa Verde National Park:* Did people build this, or did Indians? Why did they build the ruins so close to the road? Do you know of any undiscovered ruins? What did they worship in the kivas--their own made-up religion? Why did the Indians decide to live in Colorado? *Carlsbad Caverns National Park:* How much of the cave is underground? So what's in the unexplored part of the cave? Does it ever rain in here? How many Ping-Pong balls would it take to fill this up? So what is this--just a hole in the ground? *Yosemite National Park:* Where are the cages for the animals? What time of year do you turn on Yosemite Falls? What happened to the other half of Half Dome? Can I get my picture taken with the carving of President Clinton? *Denali National Park:* What time do you feed the bears? What's so wonderful about Wonder Lake? Can you show me where yeti lives? How often do you mow the tundra? How much does Mount McKinley weigh? *Yellowstone National Park:* Does Old Faithful erupt at night? How do you turn it on? When does the guy who turns it on get to sleep? We had no trouble finding the park entrances, but where are the exits? You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  27583 ( Click here ) Spring is coming