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Really funny Joke ........ MonkeyLuvr

  Author:  30743  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/15/2003 4:05:00 PM)
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This is a funny joke I got sent in my email. Hope ya'll like it... :)

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it.

The seven year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, Alex."

"Good morning, Pastor," replied the young man, still focused on the plaque. "Pastor, what is this?"

"Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service." Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque.

Little Alex's voice was barely audible, trembling with fear, when he asked, "Which service, the 8:00 or the 11:00?"

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Date: 2/15/2003 4:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 58022    LOL Good joke!  
Date: 2/15/2003 4:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 18527    LMAO  
Date: 2/15/2003 4:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 27583    very funny story , it brought a smile to my face. thanks , wooden nickel  
Date: 2/15/2003 4:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    lol now that was good!!  
Date: 2/15/2003 4:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 12103    lol this is funny! LOL so cute..thanks for sharing.  
Date: 2/15/2003 5:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 19871    Lmao!
  
Date: 2/15/2003 7:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    ...now you have piqued my curiosity. What was it... the 8:00 or the 11:00 service???  
Date: 2/15/2003 9:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 53427    Very cute. Lol!  
Date: 2/15/2003 10:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 3998    thats a good one! thanks for sharing it... roseann  
Date: 2/16/2003 4:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 18516    LMAO
  
Date: 2/18/2003 1:44:00 AM  From Authorid: 49742    Awww this was cute. Poor little Alex.  
Date: 3/26/2003 6:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 43655    That was funny! I am Thomas Englebart. Do you remember me, dearest of monky's...I am the notorious Thomas Englebart. I have escaped from the cyber insane asylum....please, oh Monkey, of monkys...do not tell on me...and I will favor you with many bunches of precious nanners. Thank you oh my fave simian of simians. Nice to run into you after so many, many, lunatic fringe, moons. Your friend...in the end....Thomas Englebart.

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