A Little Tongue Action ¤Frankenstein¤   Author:  47699  Category:(Human Interest) Created:(2/15/2003 6:11:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (467 times) I'm a police office in a town with a lot of mental cases. My rookie year, I received a call for a man who was high on PCP and not breathing. I arrived on the scene and recognized the guy immediately. He was a regular we referred to as 'Bazooka Joe' because of the likeness they shared. Anyway, this guy hated the police. All I could think about was the award I would receive for reviving him so I croutched down and put my mouth over his. Then my reflexes kicked in and I started to gag. Well, Bazooka Joe 'came to' right about then, lunged at me, bit off about half an inch of my tongue and swallowed it. When we got the ER, Bazooka Joe refused to let the doctors retrieve my tongue from his stomach so we had to get a search warrant and the judge told the doctor that he had to retrieve it by the least instrusive way possible. The doctor decided that an enema would do the trick. Well, they managed to retrieve my tongue and reattach it. My tongue is fully healed but my wife no longer lets me kiss her with my mouth open. I know it's my imagination but everything I eat now seems to taste like crap. *Stuff Magazine #40* You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  47699 ( Click here ) Spring is coming