It's A Shame ¤Frankenstein¤   Author:  47699  Category:(Discussion) Created:(3/6/2003 2:35:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (334 times) It's a shame when: Bleu cheese stinks while Band-Aids and lotion smell good. Where do we draw the line between good scents and good sense? It says something when cosmetic items smell more appealing than food. Soft drinks cause ulcers. There's really nothing 'soft' about them after all. Every cat in the neighborhood suddenly turns up missing and then you notice that KFC is having a big special. What does the 'C' really stand for? You have to wonder. The mashed potatos and gravy aren't bad at all, though. You end up suing the company that produces V-8 Juice Cocktail when you discover that it's impossible to get juice out of lettuce, watercress, spinach and parsley. You make a motion that the name be changed to V-4 and demand ten million dollars for damages which occurred when you mistakenly thought that you really were drinking all of your vegetables. You call your doctor in as a witness and he testifies that you are severely lacking in lettuce, watercress, spinach and parsley juice in your diet. The prosecutor calls in the 'Juiceman'. The judge orders him to leave because his eye brows are way too big for anyone to take him seriously. You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  47699 ( Click here ) Spring is coming