This Is One Of those "Too Funny" Jokes...Atleast To Me It Is :p ~*FIRE RAIN*~   Author:  49091  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/6/2003 2:41:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (471 times) Okie, I heard this joke at school today...and I thought it was too funny..lol A theif is breaking into a house and while he was going through some drawers looking for valueables he heard a little voice say "Jesus is watching you." So he looked up and say a parakeet sitting there. He said "Well, hello, whats your name?" The parakeet answered "Cornealious" (sp?) "What kinda person would name a parakeet Cornealious?" the theif answered. The parakett looked at him and said "The same guy who named that rotwhiler behind you Jesus." LMAO I think this is the best joke...lol ENJOY! ~*Fire Rain*~ You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  49091 ( Click here ) Spring is coming