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Don't step on the ducks or St. Peter will get you!!

  Author:  39737  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/6/2003 4:12:00 PM)
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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven...don't step on the ducks."

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on. Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin. >>St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"

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The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

Its mean but a little funny!

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Date: 3/6/2003 4:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 35114    LOL I remeber that one.  
Date: 3/6/2003 4:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    LOL.  
Date: 3/6/2003 4:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 61811    aaaaawwww! thats awful.... awfly funny!  
Date: 3/6/2003 5:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 59940    LMAO,that's cruel!!FE  
Date: 3/6/2003 7:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 59418    hahaha, thats so mean LOL. metal princess  
Date: 3/7/2003 12:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 62066    LMAO! This is funny stuff.  
Date: 3/7/2003 6:07:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39737    I would hate for someone to do that to me!LOL  

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