It's time that we got with the program...the space program, that is. If the moon is made of cheese, that's great. Neil Armstrong once served me the best salad I've ever had. It didn't matter to me that one of the ingredients in the dressing was contraband. The taste was heavenly and no wonder. Of course it was! Just look at where it came from.
If you think that's something, just think of all that's still out there just waiting to be recovered. It's a little known fact but Neptune is made out of chocolate mousse while Uranus is made of cheesecake. It's a little something I like to refer to as 'celestial indulgences'. Our solar system, alone, is a virtual buffet just waiting for us to partake of it all.
Don't expect NASA to ever become partners with Weight Watchers. It's okay, though. Even if we don't lose weight, the man in the moon will eventually. I can see a day when there will be a quarter moon every night of the year. In the meantime, I'll be stocking up on saltines. I don't know about you but I plan to be ready when the motherload is harvested.
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