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NASA: The Moon, Jupiter and Beyond! ¤Frankenstein¤

  Author:  47699  Category:(Discussion) Created:(3/6/2003 5:02:00 PM)
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It's time that we got with the program...the space program, that is. If the moon is made of cheese, that's great. Neil Armstrong once served me the best salad I've ever had. It didn't matter to me that one of the ingredients in the dressing was contraband. The taste was heavenly and no wonder. Of course it was! Just look at where it came from.

If you think that's something, just think of all that's still out there just waiting to be recovered. It's a little known fact but Neptune is made out of chocolate mousse while Uranus is made of cheesecake. It's a little something I like to refer to as 'celestial indulgences'. Our solar system, alone, is a virtual buffet just waiting for us to partake of it all.

Don't expect NASA to ever become partners with Weight Watchers. It's okay, though. Even if we don't lose weight, the man in the moon will eventually. I can see a day when there will be a quarter moon every night of the year. In the meantime, I'll be stocking up on saltines. I don't know about you but I plan to be ready when the motherload is harvested.

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Date: 3/6/2003 5:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 36901    That explains why Neptune and Uranus are my favorite planets :)  
Date: 3/6/2003 8:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 59418    yum, cheesecake!!!! metal princess  
Date: 3/6/2003 8:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 41708    Good Frank! Distract the humans with their biggest weakness, FOOD!!! They will not notice the reports of the newest Near Earth Object. Amazing how stupid they are! They are looking right at our monitoring station and don't see it. HAHAHAHA!!  
Date: 3/6/2003 8:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 41708    We will have little trouble taking over the First World countries(The US, England, etc...), the Second World will fall soon after, the Third World? It's already ours!!! We will have to deal with some rouge states though. Iraq will be dealt with by the time we invade(Thank you, Bush). North Korea will still be a problem, we predict. China is also proving harder than we thought. It seems another organization got there first. They are the DNRC. They will be destroyed. I'll see to that.  
Date: 3/6/2003 9:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 22721    Mmmmm...Cheese.  

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