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Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.....JAak

  Author:  42703  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/7/2003 9:06:00 PM)
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It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following news.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects,including Mrs.Butterworth,Hungry Jack,the California Raisins,Betty Crocker,the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business,but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times,he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife,Play Dough:two childern, John Dough and Jane Dough: plus they had one in the oven. He is also servived by his elderly father,Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

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Date: 3/7/2003 9:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 54441    LOL!!!!!I received this in an e-mail and posted it here at USM too!!Great post LOL..*HUGS*  
Date: 3/7/2003 9:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    lol this was good.  
Date: 3/7/2003 9:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 61901    I will be praying for the Dough family.  
Date: 3/7/2003 9:48:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42703    thanks SIs for your comment,as well as SMokenJoe,and RangerX.:)*HUgs*  
Date: 3/7/2003 9:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 53961    A old funny one! Haven't seen it for awhile. Thanks!  
Date: 3/7/2003 10:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 36766    nooooooo :( no more doughboy  
Date: 3/7/2003 11:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 28125    LOL...What a sad day...hehehe...how funny...thanks for sharing...Love you Lots...Hugs and Kisses...ICL~*~*~*~YOur GIrl~*~*~*~  
Date: 3/8/2003 4:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 23075    I've posted this before here...and it really is kind of cute considering my husband is a security guard for pillsbury and kellogg'scanada....I got it in an email one time...I think it is cute.  
Date: 3/8/2003 5:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 13886    I love this! Thanks for sharing with us! :)  
Date: 3/8/2003 8:23:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42703    Thanks everyone for your comments,to my girl LOve you LOts2 HUgs and kisses~*~yOUr guy~*~  
Date: 3/8/2003 9:26:00 AM  From Authorid: 28946    ROTFLMBO! This was cute.  
Date: 3/8/2003 4:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 59940    Got this in emails a couple times,lol.Always gives me giggles!FE  
Date: 3/8/2003 8:53:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42703    Thanks Penny44 for your comment,as well as Fayes Eyes.*God Bless*Hugs*  

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