Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.....JAak   Author:  42703  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/7/2003 9:06:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (464 times) It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following news. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects,including Mrs.Butterworth,Hungry Jack,the California Raisins,Betty Crocker,the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business,but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times,he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife,Play Dough:two childern, John Dough and Jane Dough: plus they had one in the oven. He is also servived by his elderly father,Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  42703 ( Click here ) Spring is coming