Date: 3/7/2003 10:11:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60792
You might be a redneck if You think a hot tub is a stolen indoor plumbing fixture.  |
Date: 3/7/2003 10:12:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60792
you might be a redneck if you remarry three times and still have the same in-laws
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Date: 3/7/2003 10:14:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60792
you might be a redneck if Your dad walks you to school because you're both in the same grade.
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Date: 3/7/2003 10:15:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60792
cmon now guys give me ur best shot |
Date: 3/7/2003 10:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 16845
ok ok fine....there are three guys playing a game of golf...their all hot and sweaty by the 18th hole so they just want to get the game done any over with.....so the first guy steps up to the tee....well he happens to be moses....well there's this huge lake between him and the green...so he decides he's going to part the water and just wack it.....*WACK* the ball makes it to the green....the second guy comes up...he happens to be Jesus, well he actually moves the lake *WACK* his ball also rolled onto the green.....the third guy just walks up to the tee and wacks the ball with all his might....the ball then lands in the lake but a fish catches it and jumps! and egale swoops down and catches the fish flying away with his meal the fish drops the ball and it rolls onto the green and into the hole! jesus looks at mosas and says 'man that's the last time I play golf with my father....' :p  |
Date: 3/7/2003 10:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 59418
LOL @ Becky!!!! metal princess  |
Date: 3/7/2003 10:31:00 PM
From Authorid: 55533
You might be a red neck if you drink Red Neck beer. Okay, that was bad, but being born in Texas is odd, i mean i rarely see any red necks LOL, maybe it is because they are in the same Red neck school...Hmmmmmmmmm...  |
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Date: 3/7/2003 10:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 55533
You might be a Red Neck if your potty trained. |
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Date: 3/7/2003 10:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 55533
What time is it when you see time fly? Broken!! (I have bad jokes lol) |
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Date: 3/7/2003 10:39:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60792
you might be a redneck if You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side. |
Date: 3/7/2003 10:40:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60792
you might be a redneck if You come back from the dump with more than you took.
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Date: 3/7/2003 10:41:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60792
you might be a redneck if your family tree forks. |
Date: 3/7/2003 10:41:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 60792
you might be a redneck if You go to family reunions to meet girls.
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Date: 3/7/2003 10:46:00 PM
From Authorid: 13897
you ARE be a redneck if you remarry three times your in-laws are still your parents. =)  |
Date: 3/8/2003 5:31:00 AM
From Authorid: 57726
Ha!Hahahaha!I don't think I can beat any of those redneck jokes!!lolol!! -Evil King Stan-  |
Date: 3/8/2003 5:53:00 AM
From Authorid: 44321
One redneck joke that fit us for awhile was this one..you know you are a redneck when your new tv sits on top of the old one that is broken LOL  |
