~Groucho Marx~ *Bride Of Frankenstein*   Author:  48877  Category:(Quotes) Created:(3/7/2003 11:08:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (378 times) -I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. -Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. -I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. -Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas. -I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. -Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. -Groucho Marx- (1890-1977) You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  48877 ( Click here ) Spring is coming