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Parking Ticket posted by: *Juls*

  Author:  18870  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/8/2003 8:05:00 PM)
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I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for my having worn tires!

So I called him a piece of horse crap.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I could care less. My car was parked around the corner.

I try to have a little fun each day...it's important.

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Date: 3/8/2003 8:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    LOL Oh ouch!  
Date: 3/8/2003 8:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 7952    LOL  
Date: 3/8/2003 8:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    lmbo!!  
Date: 3/8/2003 8:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 53008    OMG LMAO did the owner of the car have to pay for all those ticket?! ha ha  
Date: 3/8/2003 8:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Juls..I love it..Thanks for the chuckle :) Write on..:)  
Date: 3/8/2003 8:40:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 18870    Hehehehe LOL I would be mad if I came out of the store and found alll those tickets on my Windshield... lmao... hehehehehehhe Thanks for the replies you guys.. *hugs*  
Date: 3/8/2003 8:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 59418    LOL OMG!!!!! metal princess  
Date: 3/8/2003 9:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 22073    lol. omg, i would love to do dat  
Date: 3/13/2003 12:16:00 AM  From Authorid: 18516    LMAO..that's terrible  
Date: 3/13/2003 5:00:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 18870    lmao you guys.. yes it may be terrible, but it would be FUN... hehehe *evil grin*  

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