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Things Women wont ever say...SmoknJoe

  Author:  54570  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/18/2003 6:30:00 PM)
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A new study published today reports that the most common fantasy among women is to have two men at once.

The study found that, invariably, the women fantasize about one of the men cooking and the other one cleaning.

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Things you never will hear a woman say....

You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.

That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch baseball again?

I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.

The new girl in my office is a stripper; I invited her over for dinner on Friday.

While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.

Bar food again? All right!!!

It's only the third quarter; you should order a couple more pitchers.

That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.

I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more.

I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one, what a wonderful Valentine's Day!

Let's just leave the toilet seat up at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.

You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya big silly.

I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.

I love it when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch.

You are so much smarter than my father.

Honey, pull my finger!

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Date: 3/18/2003 6:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 46069    yup that 's my fantasy..lol.. and as for those thiings women never say?.. i would say some of those... of course with a hint of sarcasm :D  
Date: 3/18/2003 6:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 19482    you're right, I would never say these :p  
Date: 3/18/2003 6:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 35160    lmao. 2 funny. ya know i didnt mind hearing about my ex-fiances ex's,lol. and now im 1 of his stories to other woman, lmao rotflmao... 8^) huggs shay  
Date: 3/18/2003 7:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 49354    LOL! I would never say any of those.  
Date: 3/18/2003 7:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    LOL!!! you're right there, we'd never say any of them ... lol!!!! cheers  
Date: 3/18/2003 7:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    That armor you're sporting is getting a few more dents, isn't it. LMBO!  
Date: 3/19/2003 3:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 18516    LOL!!! lmao @ penny!!!!  

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