It's Official- One Hour 'Till War   Author:  47166  Category:(Discussion) Created:(3/19/2003 4:17:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (535 times) Whoopy, we go to war in an hour. Aren't you excited? Boy shucks howdy, I sure am. Yup... going to send hundreds of innocent people, on both sides, to meet the ole' Maker just to get at one guy whose shown time and again that he's like a cockroach- he's not going to die. I'm especially enthused- I just signed up for selective service last night. Yup, good ole' Clucky-boy is elligeable for the draft. Not a problem now, not with quite a large volunteer army; but, boy howdy, Chester, just you wait 'till Saddam pops off a 20 megaton bomb full of nerve gas in their faces. Then it's all men 18-25 to the front for the ever-important Operation: Human Shield. Don't know about the rest of you guys, but I'm looking forward to a nice helping of hot lead in the kisser. Obviously, I'm not a fan of the impending destruction, and the fact that nearly the entire U.N. thinks Bush is one grade A prime Jackass, doesn't help matters much. All I've got to say is "Where's the logic in attacking a country we claim has weapons of Mass destruction? Are they not more likely to use said weapons during peacetime, when we are one of their number one oil buying countries, or during/in retaliation to an attack? 'Course, I'm set for when they blast the U.S. with small pox or aerial Anthrax, got my Israely military-grade gasmask downstairs in my closet. Don't know what preperations you guys are making, but I plan to sit glued to CNN or CSPAN with said gasmask close at hand. Sorry 'bout all this, I just had to vent- I've been extremely depressed about this whole shebang, and my quite possibly being drafted and therefore butchered for what will most likely be a futile attempt to kill a man whose going to go into hiding and send his terrorist buddies over here to just, ya' know, KILL US. Well, Tata for now, kiddies. -Clukinvar You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  47166 ( Click here ) Spring is coming